Reputations points...

[GMichael]

You are such a box head!

I love it when their legs go all the way up to make a perfect a$$ of themselves.

But yeah, nothing beat a nice box other than a little h..d.

[bobsticks]

Just exactly whose skirt are you lifting up and what are you findi...

You know what, we've been down this road before. Nevermind.

[L.J.]

And when you hit it, don't wet it damn it!!!

Yeah but didn't they just lick all over it when they rolled it up :ihih:

[GMichael]

Yeah but didn't they just lick all over it when they rolled it up :ihih:

You have to lick the big fatties. How else will it stay.... um... ya know.

[JSE]

You have to lick the big fatties. How else will it stay.... um... ya know.

Enough about what's under the skirt! :nono:

[bobsticks]

That's not what ya said when you were dancin' on the bar at the Lizard Lounge...

[GMichael]

That's not what ya said when you were dancin' on the bar at the Lizard Lounge...
And then again over at the Banana Bar. He was a riot. I've never seen a guy do that before.

[JSE]

That's not what ya said when you were dancin' on the bar at the Lizard Lounge...


And then again over at the Banana Bar. He was a riot. I've never seen a guy do that before.

I cannot be held accountable for my actions while drinking the Shiner and/or Margaritas! :nono:

Rich has been a bad influence with the sending of all that beer and all..........:rolleyes:

[Auricauricle]

You guys shuddup an' pass the peanut butter....

[GMichael]

OK, will do. But I wouldn't eat that peanut butter. I saw where it came from.

[Auricauricle]

Eewwwwwwww!

[bobsticks]

Those tongue marks in the jar don't look human either.




Are those tongue marks?

[GMichael]

Those tongue marks in the jar don't look human either.




Are those tongue marks?

A little farther south my friend. Notice the imprint at the bottom.

[Auricauricle]

THAT DOES IT!!!

NOW, yer gonna gettit!!

Sheet, I ain't hungry no more....

[bobsticks]

down there

[Auricauricle]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzt!!!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Peanut butter, teeth marks, further south??? Waaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha......tehehehehe hehe....tehee gotta pee........(as Sir T dances around the room)

[L.J.]

(as Sir T dances around the room)

:shocked:

[GMichael]

:shocked:
(as Sir T dances around the room)

While peeing?
With teeth marks in his peanut butter?:idea:

:confused: :confused:

[bobsticks]

I've assigned you all roles, of course.

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[Auricauricle]

Bravo, 'Sticks!

Have been readin' up on Laud Humphreys' work for a research ethics class....Wunner if the Tearooms offered up any of this ennertainment....?

Er, you can keep the jar....





(Uh, is this what they call Streaming Video?)

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

I've assigned you all roles, of course.

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That's the dance alright LOLOL. A little euro-centric for me, do you have anything with a carribean flava? Ya really gotta see the salsa pee dance!

[bobsticks]

That's the dance alright LOLOL. A little euro-centric for me, do you have anything with a carribean flava? Ya really gotta see the salsa pee dance!

ROTFLMAO!...dude...mang...dudemang!!...no dice b. Evidently y'all have yer priorities in a better place, or are at least smart enough not to film it!

Hey, speaking of flava...and I'll apologize in advance for posting about something as off-topic as music...but you need to check out a little Latino Blue. Jes mang, you will likey, oh yes you will. I guar-un-teee...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_albums/9/6/9/d96770ii593.jpg

Ju can even read 'bout it, my chrome-domed amigo:

http://chumanceralatinjazz.blogspot.com/2008/05/latino-blue.html

[Auricauricle]

Having been privy to all of this, I think I'll just stall....

[bobsticks]

Having been privy to all of this, I think I'll just stall....

Welcome to the forum, Congressman Craig.:1:





:biggrin5: :biggrin5: :biggrin5: :biggrin5:

[Auricauricle]

Nice to be among such distinguished peers!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Welcome to the forum, Congressman Craig.:1:





:biggrin5: :biggrin5: :biggrin5: :biggrin5:

Hey, he was just adjusting his foot, he is a tall guy. He also ran outta pootie paper and was trying to get some from the next stall. Never mind that somebody was in that other stall.

It was just an innocent mistake, much like the Clinton tarmack incident in Bosnia. She misspoke, he misplaced his hands on somebody's leg or...........(did I just say that?:eek:)

Dang it, every time I come to this thread, I am sucked in. I am supposed to be proof reading my review on the Dirty Harry ulitmate collectors edition for Bluray.com. You guys are a major distraction, that is all.........

[Auricauricle]

That was no leg, Sir T.! That...was...a...dictionary!

[JohnMichael]

Welcome to the forum, Congressman Craig.:1:





:biggrin5: :biggrin5: :biggrin5: :biggrin5:




I was in Minneapolis last year when all that was uh going down. I will be at the Minneapolis airport Wednesday wearing my Senator Craig approved wingtips.

[Auricauricle]

Spats might be a good idea....

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Spats might be a good idea....

LOL, the blend would be semenless.....ooopss. Is this place rated G? What are we talkin about?

[Auricauricle]

I dunno....I just post here.....So much for my reputation!

Oh what the heck....Do we recommend the snap on or the strap on variety?

DOH!!!

[bobsticks]

Terrence prefers the clip-on.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Terrence prefers the clip-on.

Yep, I am low budget clip on clip off type:yesnod::D

Oh sticks, thanks for the musical tip you thread wrecker!

[Auricauricle]

Callous!!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Callous!!

There are fishies that take care of dese tings......

[Ajani]

A little farther south my friend. Notice the imprint at the bottom.

You guys are sick!!! I think I'm gonna have to write a firm letter of protest to the Moderator (whenever I figure out who that is)...

And besides everyone knows that only warm apple pie is an acceptable... ummm... substitute....




Why does the butter on my popcorn look so creamy? Ahhh... whatever.... Popcorn should be salty anyway...

[Auricauricle]

Upper-crust, elitist snob!!


...and as for you, Sir T: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1609557

Warning: This video contains language that may be offensive to people named "Richard"

[GMichael]

You guys are sick!!! I think I'm gonna have to write a firm letter of protest to the Moderator (whenever I figure out who that is)...

And besides everyone knows that only warm apple pie is an acceptable... ummm... substitute....




Why does the butter on my popcorn look so creamy? Ahhh... whatever.... Popcorn should be salty anyway...

That's not butter!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Upper-crust, elitist snob!!


...and as for you, Sir T: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1609557

Warning: This video contains language that may be offensive to people named "Richard"

LOLOL! Question; does the upper crust taste better than the lower crust?

Things that make you go hmmmmmm.....

[bobsticks]

I cannot be held accountable for my actions while drinking the Shiner and/or Margaritas! :nono:

Rich has been a bad influence with the sending of all that beer and all..........:rolleyes:

Alcohol + skirt-lifting = Cartman in drag:

http://media.newschoolers.com/uploads/cache/images/1173157056-487085-400x270-cartman.jpg

Post Burrito Cartman:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d84/JohnCampanelli/south_park_-_cartman_fire_fart.jpg

[JSE]

Yeah, well Screw You! :ciappa:

<a href="http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/JSEvans/Web%20Pics/?action=view&current=CARTMAN.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/JSEvans/Web%20Pics/CARTMAN.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[GMichael]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKK!!!

I'm blind now! Where am I? What's my purpose in life? How many roads must a man walk down? How long should I take for lunch?

[Rich-n-Texas]

I'm uncomfortable with the direction this thread has taken.

[Ajani]

I'm uncomfortable with the direction this thread has taken.

I think we all are.... This is why we need more mods... to ban us all!!! :idea:

ohhh... wait... ummmm






I wonder if anyone finds Cartman in drag kinda hot....

[Auricauricle]

:prrr:

[Rich-n-Texas]

I wonder if anyone finds Cartman in drag kinda hot....

Ummmmmmm.....

NO!!! :VOMIT:

[GMichael]

I wonder if anyone finds Cartman in drag kinda hot....

Well, he is looking kinda cute.:blush2:

[Auricauricle]

Ahhh, just what we need....A new level of depravity!

[GMichael]

I do the best I can to strive for new levels of everything.

[Auricauricle]

Yeah, well, I think the saturation point has been exceeded....

[GMichael]

Does that mean it's going to rain soon?

I'll be handing out white T-shirs to everyone interested.

[Auricauricle]

Um, white t-shirts??

[GMichael]

Um, white t-shirts??

In the rain?:idea:

[Auricauricle]

Wakarimassen!!

I don't get it...I just don't gettit!!

[GMichael]

Wakarimassen!!

I don't get it...I just don't gettit!!

Have you never seen a wet T-shirt contest?

[Auricauricle]

I thought you were goin' there. I thought you were....I jus' dinnit wanna go there....Oh, WTPh....I'll go there.....

[GMichael]

I think JSE will win, but Rich has an outside chance.

[Auricauricle]

I think you need to go outside and get some fresh air....

[GMichael]

But it's gonna rain.

[Auricauricle]

Then better get a raincoat....Or several....

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Does Richie have girlie breasteses??

Hey Rich, jump up and down, let's see if you qualify for the wet T contest:lol:

[Auricauricle]

Don't encourage 'im, Sir T!

[GMichael]

Raincoat? The last time I wore a raincoat I ended up....uhm... nevermind.

[Auricauricle]

Let go....Let go....Go with the light....Let go....

[Rich-n-Texas]

Does Richie have girlie breasteses??
Umm, knucklehead, the correct terminology is man boobs.

Hey Rich, jump up and down, let's see if you qualify for the wet T contest:lol:
I wear a man-bra so... you'll never know. :nono:

[Auricauricle]

Okay guys: Mamma's callin' me. Gotta get off the playground now, an' pick 'er up....

Sir T: Willya watch after GM...? He's doin' bad things wid th' monkey bars!

Oh, that's his monkey bar....Richie, put that back!! You don't where that thing's been!!

Ciao, all....

[GMichael]

I think we just found out more than we needed to know.

[Ajani]

You guys seriously need professional help...

This is why I stay out of this thread....

I vote for a swift return to decency, family values and all that other morally correct crap...

[Auricauricle]

Ah, cut it out, AJ: Yer just as corrupt and indecent as the rest of us! Now, grab yer rum and start singin', dammitt!

[JSE]

Well, he is looking kinda cute.:blush2:


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/JSEvans/Web%20Pics/cartwomen.jpg

[Smokey]

Does Richie have girlie breasteses??

Hey Rich, jump up and down, let's see if you qualify for the wet T contest:lol:

Who want to see Rich jump up and down when we can watch this contestant :D

http://gallery.audioreview.com/data/audio//500/aaaaaaaa.gif

[Rich-n-Texas]

Good job Festus! :thumbsup:

[bobsticks]

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.

[Auricauricle]

...and so the I Ching Master has spoken!

Ahh-Ohmmmmmmm...

[bobsticks]

haiku for the modern day iCowboy...

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

...and so the I Ching Master has spoken!

Ahh-Ohmmmmmmm...

Would that be 2,4 or 8 ohmmmmmmmm? Just asking....

[GMichael]

And today, Styx makes it to 6 Chiclets. How do these things keep happening. I wonder.:idea:

Heh heh heh:devil:

You go boy!:thumbsup:

[dean_martin]

I liked the video he posted with all the pretty guitars. I'm sorry. I didn't read the memo re: "don't feed styx chiclets". In fact, I haven't read any of the memoranda.

[Groundbeef]

And today, Styx makes it to 6 Chiclets. How do these things keep happening. I wonder.:idea:

Heh heh heh:devil:

You go boy!:thumbsup:


Is it just me, or my crappy work CRT, or does the 6th cicklet have a different color?

Is there a limit? How many green chicklets does it take before Bobby gets Sir T to drop rose petals wherever he goes in the AV forum?

And more importantly when does the 20% WalMart discount kick in so that Bobby can start shopping with Pixie for equipment?:yikes:

[Auricauricle]

Haiku? Gesundheit!

Not sure. Might get some resistance outta them two....

[Groundbeef]

haiku for the modern day iCowboy...

A haiku for Sticks

Trademark Creepy Avatar
Quick With Wit Helping Everyone
Rock On Greenie Whore:3:

[GMichael]

Is it just me, or my crappy work CRT, or does the 6th cicklet have a different color?

Is there a limit? How many green chicklets does it take before Bobby gets Sir T to drop rose petals wherever he goes in the AV forum?

And more importantly when does the 20% WalMart discount kick in so that Bobby can start shopping with Pixie for equipment?:yikes:

Yeah, it's a lighter green here too.
Not sure of any limits. Let's see how many we can give to Styx.


It's OK Dean. I've been feeding him too. Look how fat he's getting now.

AA, You lost me, but I haven't forgotten you.

[JohnMichael]

Another site that uses V Bulletin rep points it starts out dark green to light green. Next to yellow and finally you receive a gold star. I have 18 gold stars and a row and a half of greenies. Sticks may be our first star general.

The more rep points you have the more you can give to someone else. On the other site if I give positive reps a fairly new member will have a star. 411,700 points can also wipe out someones rep and leave them with two rows of reds. I found this out giving a member a negative reputation point and was surprised by the effect.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Is there a limit? How many green chicklets does it take before Bobby gets Sir T to drop rose petals wherever he goes in the AV forum?

I would do it now, he has earned it. He is the king of chillax.


And more importantly when does the 20% WalMart discount kick in so that Bobby can start shopping with Pixie for equipment?:yikes:

I cannot think of a more terrifying punishment that one can give another.

[GMichael]

I cannot think of a more terrifying punishment that one can give another.

How about if Lex went with them?

[L.J.]

Dang, 6 greenies, like that? Sticks is AR's "glorious beacon of light" :aureola:

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

How about if Lex went with them?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:mad2:

[Groundbeef]

Jeez, noboy likes the poem I wrote for Sticks.

And, now that he has 6 chits, he doesn't even bother stopping by.:incazzato:

[Groundbeef]

Another site that uses V Bulletin rep points it starts out dark green to light green. Next to yellow and finally you receive a gold star. I have 18 gold stars and a row and a half of greenies. Sticks may be our first star general.

The more rep points you have the more you can give to someone else. On the other site if I give positive reps a fairly new member will have a star. 411,700 points can also wipe out someones rep and leave them with two rows of reds. I found this out giving a member a negative reputation point and was surprised by the effect.

Is that the "Men with impeccable taste, and wine review" site?:shocked:

[Auricauricle]

Jeez, noboy likes the poem I wrote for Sticks.

And, now that he has 6 chits, he doesn't even bother stopping by.:incazzato:

Sycophant!

[Spancticles]

i just added to smokeys reputation points

id like to know her name

and whether or not wed make a good fit

[JSE]

Dang, 6 greenies, like that? Sticks is AR's "glorious beacon of light" :aureola:


WTF.................?

Sticky boy calls me an "ass-clown" when giving me rep and he get's 6 stars?

I demand a recount!

It was funny as hell, but I demand a recount! :cryin:

[JohnMichael]

Is that the "Men with impeccable taste, and wine review" site?:shocked:



No it is a feel good support site.

[Auricauricle]

Oh, gedda life, JoSE...! You know he has slysdexia, Clown Ass!

[bobsticks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the point at which I always go ape**** and you guys sit at remote locations and giggle ja lil' girly asses off. No more. No mas.

I mean, we could speculate. If I were to get all boujetto on y'alls it would go something like...

What in the blue hell is wrong with you nimrods!?!

...as sure as GMichael is a stick-strokin' ball knocker...as sure as Groundbeef is an ugly hermapohrodite...I will lay down a cosmic-level, undead style beatdown on the next assclown that even thinks 'bout green wiki and Big Daddy Cool!!!


...but I won't do that. I will rise above.

[Auricauricle]

Jeeze, guys, ya touched a noive!

[bobsticks]

Jeez, noboy likes the poem I wrote for Sticks.

And, now that he has 6 chits, he doesn't even bother stopping by.:incazzato:

Mebbe "noboy" wants to ackowledge the syllable count bein' off.




(...and mebbe I was too busy with Pix at Wal-Mart, meatypooter)

[JSE]

(...and mebbe I was too busy with Pix at Wal-Mart, meatypooter)

Dude, I think he just called you a fat feline!

[Groundbeef]

Mebbe "noboy" wants to ackowledge the syllable count bein' off.




(...and mebbe I was too busy with Pix at Wal-Mart, meatypooter)

Dammit your right. I had a brain fart, and thought Avatar was 1 syl. Shoulda used:

Creepy Avatar
Quick With Wit Helping Everyone
Rock On Greenie Whore

Now the count is right.

BTW, I'll give you a greenie for correcting me o' beacon of light:idea:

[bobsticks]

...If I could reach through this computer screen!!!!...



And it's still wrong. The second stanza has too many syllables. Best case scenario might be, "Quick Wit Helping Er'body"...

...waitta a damn minute! Why'm ah helpn' yo mad cow crotch azz?!!

[GMichael]

How's the weather up there Mr. Beacon of Light?:ciappa:

[Groundbeef]

Ahhh Bobby, always the perfectionist.

Let's try again:

Creepy Avatar
Haiku Master Picky Jerk
Rock On Greenie Whore


So you and Pix gonna dine at the in store McDonalds? Yah know, make it a date?:ciappa:

[Auricauricle]

Now, Zen....

[bobsticks]

Ahhh Bobby, always the perfectionist.

Let's try again:

Creepy Avatar
Haiku Master Picky Jerk
Rock On Greenie Whore


So you and Pix gonna dine at the in store McDonalds? Yah know, make it a date?:ciappa:

Yeah we are. I'm gettin' the Royal Happy Meal in hopes of winning one of the seven million X-Box HD-DVD add-ons that they're putting in selected boxes...:prrr:

[bobsticks]

How's the weather up there Mr. Beacon of Light?:ciappa:

You'll notice that I'm not rising to the bait there, skippy...



...you'll also notice that you've jumped from fifth or sixth to third, so your guest shot on Sesame Street is assured boyo.

[Groundbeef]

Yeah we are. I'm gettin' the Royal Happy Meal in hopes of winning one of the seven million X-Box HD-DVD add-ons that they're putting in selected boxes...:prrr:

Wow, for a "Beacon of Light" I would have thought you could only use the harp emoticon, or at worst this one : :nono:

You musta missed the memo.

[JohnMichael]

In case anyone is interested JRA called me a butt Zorro in my own thread.

[Auricauricle]

...as in "Gay Blade?"

[bobsticks]

In case anyone is interested JRA called me a butt Zorro in my own thread.


Within the context of two friends joking around, you gotta admit...that's pretty effin' funny John.

[JohnMichael]

Within the context of two friends joking around, you gotta admit...that's pretty effin' funny John.




Oh I agree completely. JRA is one of my favorite people and I am surprised he only has three greenies. I thought others would enjoy the humor and green him.

[bobsticks]

I'm doin' my best for all of y'alls. Mebbe it woiuld help if I had a few reddies...

[GMichael]

I'm doin' my best for all of y'alls. Mebbe it woiuld help if I had a few reddies...

Forget it. You're just too darned lovable.:15:

[GMichael]

In case anyone is interested JRA called me a butt Zorro in my own thread.

Does you butt crack look like the letter Z?

[GMichael]

You'll notice that I'm not rising to the bait there, skippy...



...you'll also notice that you've jumped from fifth or sixth to third, so your guest shot on Sesame Street is assured boyo.

Very sneaky there sir.

GM to gunner, "Load up the 50 cal..!"

[L.J.]

And that takes us to post 1866 :sosp:

[JohnMichael]

Does you butt crack look like the letter Z?




If I have to explain it to you just forget it.

[bobsticks]

Very sneaky there sir.

GM to gunner, "Load up the 50 cal..!"


That really doesn't sound like something that "A Glorious Beacon of Light" should do.

[GMichael]

That really doesn't sound like something that "A Glorious Beacon of Light" should do.

How do you manage to hit me twice in two days? I always get the old, "you've given out too much today" before I can get rid of the, "sorry, you need to spread the love" notes before I can double up. You must spend all day & night slipping your thang to everyone.
Oh well, that's OK. Mine is bigger.:arf:


Oh John,

I think I get it. But can you explain anyhow. I love your stories.:21:

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

How's the weather up there Mr. Beacon of Light?:ciappa:

He's blinding me :eek6:

[L.J.]

Well, it seems like Kex has joined the "beacon" club as well. Man, I better be careful where I point my gun. Someone may get hurt.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Well, it seems like Kex has joined the "beacon" club as well. Man, I better be careful where I point my gun. Someone may get hurt.

Must smell really good in that club......oooppps, that would be bacon club. Never mind:rolleyes:

[L.J.]

Must smell really good in that club......oooppps, that would be bacon club. Never mind:rolleyes:

Your gonna be joining the bacon club real soon brotha. Hope you like yours crispy :D

[bobsticks]

Your gonna be joining the bacon club real soon brotha. Hope you like yours crispy :D


Good call L.J.. Sir T should feel the cool burn of the green...prolly moreso than the rest of us. This seems like something we should all be able to come together on.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

I can smell my hide burning already!

[L.J.]

What...you guys take the thread to 1875 then just drop it?

[GMichael]

Let's spice things up.

[JohnMichael]

Let's spice things up.



How about some spice for FA and me?

[GMichael]

How about some spice for FA and me?

Is this enough spice for you buddy?

[GMichael]

I see that LJ has made it to the 6 chicklet level. Congrats! You deserve it. Just in time for your 3k party at that.

[Auricauricle]

Hey, you want some peanut butter wid dat banana there, GM?

[L.J.]

I see that LJ has made it to the 6 chicklet level. Congrats! You deserve it. Just in time for your 3k party at that.

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sign/sign0021.gif

[GMichael]

Stop looking at my banana!

[Auricauricle]

...Er, sorry....Thought it was yer...um...baby carrot....

Ahm an old oyster shucker, mahself, y'know!











(He said, belching and scratching himself in various places as he reached for his beer and remote control)

[bobsticks]

...Ahm an old oyster shucker, mahself, y'know!


Ahm a young oyster shooter

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2055/2100810340_7478c837b9.jpg?v=0

[Auricauricle]

Step aside, boy....Doggone, they look good!

[bobsticks]

They're most compelling with the little, gold flakes...

[Auricauricle]

Huh??

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Step aside, boy....Doggone, they look good!

I saw them first!!!! I just dent say anything.....:prrr:

[Auricauricle]

Now, son, you jus' step back from mah li'l cousins afore you gitta dent upside yo' head...Here: Have a beer, boy, an' ahll show you how it's done proper like...

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Now, son, you jus' step back from mah li'l cousins afore you gitta dent upside yo' head...Here: Have a beer, boy, an' ahll show you how it's done proper like...

Now Red, your beak is bigger than you belly. You do not need to eat these beautiful eatibles, just leave them to me........

[bobsticks]

C'mon Terrence, there's no reason to be selfish. Clearly you're misunderstanding the very nature of the product...not meant to be horded or coveted, but to be shared in environments like:

http://www.adrants.com/images/DSC_0075.JPG

with playmates like:

http://www.coolwallpapers.biz/images/wallpapers/candice-swanepoel-034-01-1168.jpeg



It's all about sharing.

[JohnMichael]

Is this enough spice for you buddy?




Oh yes, GMichael he is spiced just the way I like it.

[Auricauricle]

Abbbadabaguguguabatagaba...

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Oh yes, GMichael he is spiced just the way I like it.

JM, I have never heard a compliment being made quite like this. Spiced, I like that!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

C'mon Terrence, there's no reason to be selfish. Clearly you're misunderstanding the very nature of the product...not meant to be horded or coveted, but to be shared in environments like:

http://www.adrants.com/images/DSC_0075.JPG

with playmates like:

http://www.coolwallpapers.biz/images/wallpapers/candice-swanepoel-034-01-1168.jpeg



It's all about sharing.

Lo sentimos palos, se llevó un poco lejos. Translation. Sorry Sticks, just got a little carried away.

I was really hungry that day. Everyone looked like a drum stick or pork chop. I now have control of my senses.

[L.J.]

Meh......too skinny :Yawn:

[GMichael]

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[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Meh......too skinny :Yawn:

I was thinking too light, but then so was my wife.

[bobsticks]

You know this is a cold, cold forum in a cold, cold world when a bunch of anal-retentive audiophiles start picking apart Supermodels like the playback on an HTIB.

[GMichael]

You know this is a cold, cold forum in a cold, cold world when a bunch of anal-retentive audiophiles start picking apart Supermodels like the playback on an HTIB.

Kinda like watching the Olympics.

(A girl comes out and does a backwards, double somersault, with a twist. Hits the water without a splash.)
"Oh Jim, I don't think she's going to be happy with that one. Did you see how her toes were slightly curled? That will cost her."

Are you fricking kidding me?!:incazzato:

[Auricauricle]

I just go take a cold shower just now, if you'll excuse me....:cryin: :arf:

[bobsticks]

Kinda like watching the Olympics.

(A girl comes out and does a backwards, double somersault, with a twist. Hits the water without a splash.)
"Oh Jim, I don't think she's going to be happy with that one. Did you see how her toes were slightly curled? That will cost her."

Are you fricking kidding me?!:incazzato:

That's wot ahm sayin'.

Poor little, defenseless SuperModel.

"Sweety, I know you're young and inexperienced and that those bad, bad men are being mean to you...but you can count on me to be caring and sensitive...now have this shot of tequila..

...and you can bring that box o' crackers with ya."

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

That's wot ahm sayin'.

Poor little, defenseless SuperModel.

"Sweety, I know you're young and inexperienced and that those bad, bad men are being mean to you...but you can count on me to be caring and sensitive...now have this shot of tequila..

...and you can bring that box o' crackers with ya."

LOLOLOL. Smooth bro bro. Almost as good as " I am just want to put it in a little bit"

[GMichael]

We can just cuddle under the blankets.

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Yes, of coarse I'll respect you.

[bobsticks]

I'm not sure where to take the thread from here...we've been approaching the line-in-the-sand of acceptability for some time, and now, looking behind me, I see it clearly...

...worse yet I think it's my fault.

FWIW, I was just extolling a more sensitive, less chauvinistic, less objectifying approach to dealings with the fairer sex.

[Auricauricle]

Big of you...to set the example and all...

[bobsticks]

Big of you...to set the example and all...

Thanks for noticing. I'm working on removing all the sarcasm and hyperbole from my missives, reaching for a more caring and sharing, mutualy positive, life-affirming, supportive, and empathetic persona...:biggrin5:

[Auricauricle]

Good luck...Reckon I oughta clean up my act as well....

Ahh, mebbe not too much. Need a little levity when things get heavy...

[bobsticks]

Need a little levity when things get heavy...

But, to what ends? Is it fair or right when it comes at the expense of another feelings or self-esteem?

[Auricauricle]

No. Not when you go after someone who is defenseless. It's bullying, pure 'n' simple to do so and does nothing for you except give your soul a good dose of karma-kicking....

[GMichael]

OK, so now I've seen everything.

[Auricauricle]

Huh??

[bobsticks]

No. Not when you go after someone who is defenseless. It's bullying, pure 'n' simple to do so and does nothing for you except give your soul a good dose of karma-kicking....

Exactly, there are so many people out there with so much to offer...if only we would reach out and embrace one another, joining hands in sprirt of brotherhood and sisterhood, recognising "equality" and "self-worth" as the watchwords of this new age of change.

[Auricauricle]

Oooh, I am gettin' squeamish, here...Must be the mayo in mah sandwich!

[bobsticks]

So much positivity, so many good feelings, so much sharing to be thankful for on these here forums. There are times when I'm proud to be part of this community.

GMichael you are uplifting and jovial. Auri you are fatherly and wise. L.J. you are a teacher and selfless instructor to the masses. Terrence you are many, many other good things...

...and JSE, the best among us, a sage philosopher and keeper of all his brothers as demonstrated in so many passages (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMcpXyuSxMk&feature=related).

I doff my cap to you all.

[Auricauricle]

Man! I am just...just...Oh, WTPh! That 'toon was pretty dark...

Gettajob, Hippie Boy!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

We can just cuddle under the blankets.

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Yes, of coarse I'll respect you.

LOL, we are such dawgs!!! LOL

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

So much positivity, so many good feelings, so much sharing to be thankful for on these here forums. There are times when I'm proud to be part of this community.

GMichael you are uplifting and jovial. Auri you are fatherly and wise. L.J. you are a teacher and selfless instructor to the masses. Terrence you are many, many other good things...

...and JSE, the best among us, a sage philosopher and keeper of all his brothers as demonstrated in so many passages (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMcpXyuSxMk&feature=related).

I doff my cap to you all.

Back at ya ole chilled and wise brainiac one!

[Auricauricle]

Wooph! WTPh!

[GMichael]

So much positivity, so many good feelings, so much sharing to be thankful for on these here forums. There are times when I'm proud to be part of this community.

GMichael you are uplifting and jovial. Auri you are fatherly and wise. L.J. you are a teacher and selfless instructor to the masses. Terrence you are many, many other good things...

...and JSE, the best among us, a sage philosopher and keeper of all his brothers as demonstrated in so many passages (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMcpXyuSxMk&feature=related).

I doff my cap to you all.
Who are you and what have you done with our beloved Styx?

[L.J.]

So much positivity, so many good feelings, so much sharing to be thankful for on these here forums. There are times when I'm proud to be part of this community.

GMichael you are uplifting and jovial. Auri you are fatherly and wise. L.J. you are a teacher and selfless instructor to the masses. Terrence you are many, many other good things...

...and JSE, the best among us, a sage philosopher and keeper of all his brothers as demonstrated in so many passages (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMcpXyuSxMk&feature=related).

I doff my cap to you all.

(spits coffee all over the place) :lol: :lol:

[Auricauricle]

Man...! Mah new clip-on tie!
Good thing I had on my heavy duty pocket protector!

[bobsticks]

Who are you and what have you done with our beloved Styx?

No worries bruh-mang, Sticksean flavuh here to stay...


"Gettajob, Hippie Boy!"!?!

Lemme tell ya what Auricicle, ahm gon send you on a trip to fortune and glory...with a one way ticket, coach class...right...down...there...

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[Auricauricle]

Ooooh, lessee....Hmmm....Is there an electron microscope in the house?

Good one! I love it!

Where d'you guys get this great animation stuff??

(An' if "down there" is in your den with sick tunes, willin' an' able females and some decent beer, then who am I t' worry....)

[JSE]

Clearly no one hit on the "passage"


Some of my finer moments! Great find.

OK, off to fight IKE!

JSE

[bobsticks]

eskimo

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

eskimo

No, but I snowboard, and eat eskimo pie on occasion. Anyone want a Klondike Bar?

[Auricauricle]

No, thanks. Just slipped on a Klondike Bar stool...

[bobsticks]

Did somebody say...pie??

[GMichael]

Hair?

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Hair?

Hairy Pie??? Sorry, don't think I have a taste for that. How about a Banana?

[GMichael]

Hairy Pie??? Sorry, don't think I have a taste for that. How about a Banana?

From the Banana bar in Amsterdam?

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

From the Banana bar in Amsterdam?

Its gonna be spiked with stuff that just makes you more hungry!

[Auricauricle]

Anything like this fella?

[bobsticks]

I'd say that was fairly shallow but each to his own needs...




...and, yes, that was for the electron microscope bit.

[Auricauricle]

After such a kind offer for a one-way ticket to the Land Down Under, 'twas the best riposte I could muster....

Moi...? Shallow....? C'est toujours moi qui Écope...

[L.J.]

Post #1938 :D

Seems that Mr.Sticks is no longer a beacon of light :p

[bobsticks]

Damn, outta nowhere. Dent even see it comin'...nice job.

You felt me creepin' eh...you'll yours soon enough...again...and yer lil' dawg too.

[Auricauricle]

Strange that the note was no. 666....

[bobsticks]

um...I don't get it.


I'll have you know it's a grouping of melanomas...carcinomas....some kind of a noma. I hope yer havin' fun making fun of something that I was born with.

[Auricauricle]

Um...I'm really sorry. Didn't mean to offend or say anything....um...You know, I have a cousin who has "665" somewhere on his head. Some sort of missed noma. Has a pretty mean streak. Not that...um...You oughtta have it checked out. I mean....Shoot.

[L.J.]

And that, good folks at AR, takes us to post 1943.

Alright, LJ 'bout to get tipsy. Hopefully no hangover this time ;)

[Smokey]

And that, good folks at AR, takes us to post 1943.



L.J., you make a good time announcer on radio :D

[bobsticks]

Um...I'm really sorry. Didn't mean to offend or say anything....um...You know, I have a cousin who has "665" somewhere on his head. Some sort of missed noma. Has a pretty mean streak. Not that...um...You oughtta have it checked out. I mean....Shoot.

Whatever, man. I'm pretty well done with you. What an unnecessary Dis.

Mang, a guy goes through all the effort to buy a tube amp just to get something hot enough to burn the swastika tatt off...just for the comfort of those around him, no less...and he takes heat just because some "6" shaped growths appear from the burnt flesh of his forhead. It's hard enough hiding the tail, and then, to come here and get this kinda treatment...

When yer gettin' dragged down to ye ol' Fifth Concentric don't come cryin to me.

--Filippo Argenti

[Auricauricle]

Hey, man, I said I was sorry. Yer gonna hafta to do more than take a 5881 to that mark and do somethin' with the tail to make the masses less jumpy, ya know. I mean those horns...Well...well, damn, man (no pun intended).

Look I'm just here, that's all. I mean this river, Styx, is like a nice hot-tube, and if you happen to be comin' through, who am I to give you h...a hard time. "Filippo Argenti". Who's dissin' who, buster?

[GMichael]

I have a sand blaster if you think it will help.:devil:

[Auricauricle]

Hey, G, give the poor dev...man some slack. Sandblaster? That's pretty crude, doncha think? I think mebbe a router and a fitted grinder. Plus, he could use 'em on his hoov...er, feet.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Boy, I leave here to tend to sum bidness, and when I come back, everyone has gone plum loco!!!

[L.J.]

Boy, I leave here to tend to sum bidness, and when I come back, everyone has gone plum loco!!!

Don't worry bro...I gotta nuff syzurp for every one. Where's your cup http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/party/party0015.gif

[bobsticks]

Boy, I leave here to tend to sum bidness, and when I come back, everyone has gone plum loco!!!

Whattup...the return of...da...mang...



Must need some Green Wiki.

[L.J.]

***Pops head into the room and takes a look around. The water cooler is empty, a couple of cups sitting on the floor. A dirty coffee mug with the initials GM in the sink. Sighs out loud......grabs a coke and walks out the room. Walks into the bathroom, pulls flask out & spikes the coke. Walks about sipping on coke while whistling favorite tune***

[Auricauricle]

"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"?

[GMichael]

"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"?

I have a friend who could play the classics on the piano back when we were 11. Everyone would look at him with this blank stare. We'd ask each other, "what the heck is that?" When he was done, someone would always ask him to play the Coke jingle. He'd play it, we'd all love it.

This guy turned out to be very good. When we were 17 he could play the Jimmy Hendricks version of The Star Spangled Banner and sound just like him.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"?

Up, up with people?

[Auricauricle]

"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"?

[GMichael]

"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"?

Yeah, he played that too.

[JSE]

***Pops head into the room and takes a look around. The water cooler is empty, a couple of cups sitting on the floor. A dirty coffee mug with the initials GM in the sink. Sighs out loud......grabs a coke and walks out the room. Walks into the bathroom, pulls flask out & spikes the coke. Walks about sipping on coke while whistling favorite tune***


Sees LJ leave the water cooler room with weird look on his face and decides to stop by himself. JSE is horrified to see Manly Men(?) T, GM and Auri in an embraced circle around the water cooler singing old commercial jingles. JSE leaves the room, walks down the hall, grabs the flask out of LJ's hands and takes a swig and say's "That just ain't right". :nonod:

[Auricauricle]

Aw, come on, JSE! We need a falsetto!

[JSE]

Aw, come on, JSE! We need a falsetto!


Hey, How did you see under my grass .................................nevermind. :blush2:

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Hey, How did you see under my grass .................................nevermind. :blush2:

Okay, this is just wrong too:eek6:

[Auricauricle]

I...

Oh, nevermind....

[bobsticks]

1. Chemical Ali
2. Patrick Swayze
3. Abe Vigoda
4. Gore Vidal
5. Les Paul
6. Ricardo Montalban
7. Marion Barry
8. Ric Flair
9. Farrah Fawcett
10. Hubert Sumlin

I'm going for broke with a few of the younger characters but why not go for the gusto? I was gonna bet on Y. A. Tittle until I found out he owns an insurance company now. I would imagine he's got enough coverage to keep him cryogenically frozen or plugged in well into the next century.

I miss Strom Thurmond...what a wealth of material.


http://www.abevigoda.com/

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

I swallowed a bug......

[L.J.]

What the heck happened here?

With all the goofing from Rich & GM, I'm shocked this thread hasn't hit 5k yet :p

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Folks are too busy talking about the lady who got the $150,000 wardrobe, the mean old man lying through his teeth versus they guy who is going to raise taxed for everyone, and pals around with terrorist and his long winded buddy.

[bobsticks]

Buck Futter

[JSE]

Buck Futter

Futter Buck?

[Auricauricle]

Butter Fitter?

[JSE]

Butter Fitter?

Futter Bitter!

[Rich-n-Texas]

WTF?!?!?!

:rolleyes:

[Auricauricle]

Fit 'er better! (The wardrobe, that is.)

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

To all of you babbling bibbles, Merry Thanksgiving to ya. 2009 is going to be a real show for the T-man. He has much to be thankful for. A new house on the way, and the opening of his post production facility. So, drum sticks and breast meat for all, and a little glog to wash it down.

[Auricauricle]

You too, bro mine!

And here's hoping for good things to the rest of you!!

[Groundbeef]

Since i have been elevated to "Just really nice", I wish you all a safe and happy holiday season.

[Woochifer]

Speaking of happy holidays (and indeed happy holidays to all o youz!), I think that the long lost South American inkjet printer who started this whole thread in the first place made a cameo appearance in the Black Friday TV deals thread (http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=28753). Sadly, his time on stage was short-lived as he promptly posted himself into a suspension! :17:

See if this post is eerily similar to ghosts of lame flamebaiting past ...


Only your brain's limited bandwidth prevents you from receiving my signal. That post is not to blast anyone but the guilty of spreading false information. The ones that only get control of anything but a measly forum hiding behind a keyboard. Buying into Behringer, who by the way is guilty of ripping off other manufacturer's patents and designing their interface to mimic other high quality products with intent to lure consumers who don't know any better into using their products and in turn get other people who don't know any better, through forums as this, into buying into the whole suck cycle. For you to defend Behringer shows your limited brain capacity.
I offered a friendly advice to Sir Terence and for you to answer for him is again a sign of your limited bandwidth. The gist of my first post is really directed towards you and nobody else, wooch. In my busy schedule, I felt compelled to write a carefully-worded criticism of the way you word your posts. The part that says "the level of sophomoric name-calling and smearing" is directed towards you. See, you couldn't figure that out. I had to point it out. So I rest my case. You don't know everything nor do you check your facts before you pass it on as gospel. Heck, you probably started the bad Behringer trend. Any pro worth his skills will not buy into Behringer, full range or otherwise. I wouldn't even consider you an audiophile, wooch. That would be an insult to the true audiophile. A pedophile maybe.

And you know what else? Pixelthis makes more sense than you. And he's justified to send in that Picard finger pic, which I'm sure is for you. I feel sorry for you and the people who believe your BS . You're an idiot. no, a moron. Tone it down or tune out.

Ahhhh! Brings back good times, eh? :cool:

[JSE]

Speaking of happy holidays (and indeed happy holidays to all o youz!), I think that the long lost South American inkjet printer who started this whole thread in the first place made a cameo appearance in the Black Friday TV deals thread (http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=28753). Sadly, his time on stage was short-lived as he promptly posted himself into a suspension! :17:

See if this post is eerily similar to ghosts of lame flamebaiting past ...



Ahhhh! Brings back good times, eh? :cool:


Bah! I missed him! :sad: Not bad, 6 posts and out.

[Auricauricle]

Opinionated little mongoose, weren't he?

[bobsticks]

Speaking of happy holidays (and indeed happy holidays to all o youz!), I think that the long lost South American inkjet printer who started this whole thread in the first place made a cameo appearance in the Black Friday TV deals thread (http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=28753). Sadly, his time on stage was short-lived as he promptly posted himself into a suspension! :17:

See if this post is eerily similar to ghosts of lame flamebaiting past ...



Ahhhh! Brings back good times, eh? :cool:

I dunno. The writing style is severely dissimilar...we may be seeing Son of Inkjet...

[GMichael]

Haaaa someone said breast meat. Heh heh heh.:lol:

[Auricauricle]

Gettoff m'leg, boy!

[JSE]

1982!

Come on, 18 more people!

[Rich-n-Texas]

1982!

Come on, 18 more people!
18 more people what? :confused5:

[JSE]

18 more post to 2K. Well, 16 now. Not 18 more actual people.

[GMichael]

18 more post to 2K. Well, 16 now. Not 18 more actual people.

15. :1:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Wouldn't it suck if sticks deleted this thread too! :cryin:

[Rich-n-Texas]

Can anybody hear me?

(Wonder where this post is gonna land :sosp: )

[JSE]

I say JM locks it at 2K.

[L.J.]

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[bobsticks]

testing my "witch-like" powers...




...eskimo

[JSE]

testing my "witch-like" powers...




...eskimo


Your dark powers can't work on me Weaaaatch!
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/JSEvans/Web%20Pics/eric-cartman-200.jpg

[JohnMichael]

JM will lock no thread before it is time. I am awaiting the return of the original thread starter. The prodigal thread starter shall be welcomed with a feast.

[bobsticks]

Your dark powers can't work on me Weaaaatch!


Oh really?! Do not make me come down there Cartman!

You will respect mah Authoritah!!!!!


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[GMichael]

Oh really?! Do not make me come down there Cartman!

You will respect mah Authoritah!!!!!


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Ooh ooh..

Spank me first!:smilewinkgrin:

[JSE]

Ooh ooh..

Spank me first!:smilewinkgrin:

I don't think he had spanking in mind with that club. Something far far worse. :eek6:

Moooooon Riveeeeeer.........!

[bobsticks]

You usin' the whole fist, doc?





melanoma, carcinoma...some kind of a noma...

[JSE]

You usin' the whole fist, doc?





melanoma, carcinoma...some kind of a noma...


I can't find anything wrong with you Mr Babar.... Well it's not from a lack of trying doc!

[bobsticks]

I don't have any elephant books...

[JSE]

I don't have any elephant books...


Isn't there a book about an elepahant named Babar?

I don't know, I don't have any.

No children?

No, no books.

[bobsticks]

You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here.