GMichael
10-13-2006, 10:28 AM
Have you heard any good ones? We could use a few laughs around here. I'll start with this old one.
THE KRUNCHBIRD:
A lady in her early 50's had been married to the same guy for 30 years. Her anniversary was coming soon. She wanted to get her hubby something special. Something to put the zing back into their love life. She looked everywhere. Finally, she came upon an exotic pet shop. After explaining her situation to the manager there, he said that he had just the thing for her. It's called a Krunchbird. A what-bird she asked? A Krunchbird he insisted. Here, let me show you. He went into the back, and in a few minutes he emerged with a bird cage. In the cage was the strangest looking bird that she had ever seen. It had a tiny yellow body with a big purple head and a huge green beak. She told the manager that it was beautiful, but why was it called a Krunchbird. He opens the cage and says, "Krunchbird? Krunchbird that lamp!" The little bird with the big head started flapping away. It was hard for such a small bird to displace enough air to get that big head in the air. But eventually he was airborne. He flew threw the air weaving and rocking as he went. He then landed on the desk next to the lamp. He opened his mouth and you could see the giant teeth within. He got his mouth so far open that he fit the whole lamp inside. And then with one bite, the lamp was gone. She told the manager that her husband would love this bird. "I'll take him."
She gets home with the bird. All excited about how much her husband will love it, she yells. "Honey, I have something special for you tonight." He's trying to watch his show and doesn't care what she has. She yells again, "You're gonna love it." "Yeah yeah, whatever" he says. "It's a Krunchbird!" she says. A what-bird? A Krunchbird. He replies "Krunchbird? Krunchbird my @ss!"
CRUNCH!
THE KRUNCHBIRD:
A lady in her early 50's had been married to the same guy for 30 years. Her anniversary was coming soon. She wanted to get her hubby something special. Something to put the zing back into their love life. She looked everywhere. Finally, she came upon an exotic pet shop. After explaining her situation to the manager there, he said that he had just the thing for her. It's called a Krunchbird. A what-bird she asked? A Krunchbird he insisted. Here, let me show you. He went into the back, and in a few minutes he emerged with a bird cage. In the cage was the strangest looking bird that she had ever seen. It had a tiny yellow body with a big purple head and a huge green beak. She told the manager that it was beautiful, but why was it called a Krunchbird. He opens the cage and says, "Krunchbird? Krunchbird that lamp!" The little bird with the big head started flapping away. It was hard for such a small bird to displace enough air to get that big head in the air. But eventually he was airborne. He flew threw the air weaving and rocking as he went. He then landed on the desk next to the lamp. He opened his mouth and you could see the giant teeth within. He got his mouth so far open that he fit the whole lamp inside. And then with one bite, the lamp was gone. She told the manager that her husband would love this bird. "I'll take him."
She gets home with the bird. All excited about how much her husband will love it, she yells. "Honey, I have something special for you tonight." He's trying to watch his show and doesn't care what she has. She yells again, "You're gonna love it." "Yeah yeah, whatever" he says. "It's a Krunchbird!" she says. A what-bird? A Krunchbird. He replies "Krunchbird? Krunchbird my @ss!"
CRUNCH!