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lechilka26
08-25-2006, 04:47 AM
Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! :)

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isn't it aholy truth :))?

KaiWinters
08-25-2006, 06:00 AM
Burping and farting are considered self expression.
Bathrooms are optional.
We can write our names in the snow when urinating.
A clothes shopping trip is 5 minutes at the closest store and does not require a squad of friends for advice and support.

emorphien
08-25-2006, 01:45 PM
A clothes shopping trip is 5 minutes at the closest store and does not require a squad of friends for advice and support.
It's OK to forego buying clothes for another 3 months if there's a few CDs, a DVD and a new gadget you want.