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ForeverAutumn
07-17-2006, 10:39 AM
There really isn't anything that I can say about this. It's just one of those, you-have-to-see-it-for-yourself kind of things.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836

kexodusc
07-17-2006, 11:09 AM
Ranks right up there with Leonard Nimoy's album...

Dusty Chalk
07-17-2006, 11:38 AM
:-o

Bizarre.

JoeE SP9
07-17-2006, 01:16 PM
Why would you tell others, except to warn them? I've been warned.:ihih:

Woochifer
07-17-2006, 01:32 PM
OMG! What the hell did I just witness?! :yikes:

I think half my brain matter just got nuked, and my sense of rhythm is now in serious need of rehab ... and fast! Where are those Vanilla Ice CDs when you need them??? :incazzato:

GMichael
07-17-2006, 01:45 PM
I'll get you for that FA. :incazzato: I don't know how. I don't know when. But it will happen.

kexodusc
07-17-2006, 04:34 PM
Back at ya, FA - in fact, I'm pretty sure I win!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv39ZnjtG3Y

Woochifer
07-17-2006, 05:13 PM
Ranks right up there with Leonard Nimoy's album...

Trust me, William Shatner's was worse! (At least Nimoy tries to sing!) As horrific as his rendition of "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" is, at least he didn't create his own music video!

BUT, leave it up to his legions of fans to create one of their own (if you're at all a Beatles fan, click on the link at your own peril!)! Scary what people do in their free time, and even more scary to think that Shatner actually put out an album! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! THE LINK BELOW CAN CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7258896287489458266

P.S. What the hell were you thinking with that Finnish music video?! I think that choreography has effectively destroyed my sense of rhythm, I don't even know if I can count to 4 anymore!

Woochifer
07-17-2006, 05:23 PM
Oh dear, and yet another one to add to the growing horror that has taken over this site! :eek:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9186670810343559618

ForeverAutumn
07-17-2006, 06:54 PM
Back at ya, FA - in fact, I'm pretty sure I win!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv39ZnjtG3Y

I couldn't see this one. The web site said that I may have Javascript turned off, but I don't think so.

ForeverAutumn
07-17-2006, 06:58 PM
Oh dear, and yet another one to add to the growing horror that has taken over this site! :eek:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9186670810343559618

I watched Lucy, but I couldn't bring myself to watch 5+ minutes of this one. I watched the first 1.5 minutes and then decided that I couldn't waste another 3.5 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

As bad as these Shatner videos are, I still think that the Hoff video is worse. It's just creepy the way he's drooling all over those girls who could be his grand-daughters. :nonod:

Dusty Chalk
07-17-2006, 08:10 PM
Was that a "joint" he was smoking? :-o

1978, huh? He really could get away with murder in those days (in this case, butchering a song).

I did like how he changed the meaning of several of the lines just by phrasing them differently. At the beginning, I was hoping he would do a spoken word interpretation of the whole song, that would've been weird. I don't know if it would have been weirder than three Shatners, but it still would've been weird.

GMichael
07-18-2006, 05:10 AM
You guys are all sick. And FA, you started this. I'm going to post a copy of the last time I sang karaoke if you keep this up. Then you'll be sorry.:ciappa:
Ever hear the Geritol special of Life in the Fast Lane?

Dusty Chalk
07-18-2006, 08:21 PM
Back at ya, FA - in fact, I'm pretty sure I win!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv39ZnjtG3YSomeone posted this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4riV9A5KRBU) on another board, thought I'd share.

ForeverAutumn
07-19-2006, 04:27 AM
Someone posted this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4riV9A5KRBU) on another board, thought I'd share.

And Dusty takes the lead!

What the hell are they actually singing?...cause it's sure not the song playing. I wonder what the original was?

Ex Lion Tamer
07-19-2006, 05:42 AM
And Dusty takes the lead!

What the hell are they actually singing?...cause it's sure not the song playing. I wonder what the original was?

I've seen/heard the original...it is howlingly funny. Swedish band, and I use that term extremely loosely. I like the JD version too...amazing how well it synchs with the "dancing" and "singing".

Dusty Chalk
07-19-2006, 03:55 PM
And Dusty takes the lead!

What the hell are they actually singing?...cause it's sure not the song playing. I wonder what the original was?It was in kexodusc's post.

I love you
I wanna love you tender
You could be my homely sweet surrender
I would never bring you any kind of sorrow...

kexodusc
07-19-2006, 04:03 PM
Geez, don't be postin the lyrics to it...bad enough I had to watch it....
man, that's putrid...though it helps explain why Scandinavia's last generation of children grew up and became Opeth and Meshuggah...

Dusty Chalk
07-19-2006, 04:04 PM
Geez, don't be postin the lyrics to it...bad enough I had to watch it....
man, that's putrid...though it helps explain why Scandinavia's last generation of children grew up and became Opeth and Meshuggah...Actually, now that I think about it, I'm going to try to convince my singer that we should cover that song.

Dusty Chalk
07-31-2006, 03:00 PM
I win (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/llama)!

ForeverAutumn
07-31-2006, 05:22 PM
I win (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/llama)!

That's just a poor copy of Badger... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php

Hey, how do you enter the url but have the link say "here"?

Dusty Chalk
07-31-2006, 06:38 PM
That's just a poor copy of Badger... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php

Hey, how do you enter the url but have the link say "here"?I disagree. Llama Song >> Badgers. Better lyrics, for a start. Badgers == monotonous and repetitive.

And in answer to the latter question, quote my message, and look at what I typed. The URL goes inside the first square set of brackets, between the equals sign and the right square bracket (I.E. between the "[url=" and the "]"), and then the text that you want to show goes between the first set of square brackets and the second (I.E. between the first close "]" and the second open "[").