Worf101
06-28-2006, 05:26 AM
Okay groundrules. I'm talking about the OLD Hulk, that Ang Lee's miserable CGI thingy. I'm talking old school "HULK SMASH" Hulk. The mindless ocean leaping tank shell eating hulk.
Ladies and Gentlemen and children of all ages. Tonight for your edification we've 15 Rounds of "boxing" in the Super Heavyweight Division. In the corner to my right, the challenger, wearing the Gamma ray Green Trunks is a "man" hailing from parts unknown. He tips the scale approximately 2,000lbs of radiation induced rage. He's not much in the brains dept but he's never been beaten inside or outside the ring. Can only fight when he's good and mad. I bring you the one the only Ever Lovin' Incredible Huuuuuuulk!!!!
In the corner to my left, wearing the red, blue and gold tights, we have the current and reigning champeen. He hails from Metropolis (again I'm not sure what State that's in) and weighs in at about 250 pounds of Steel. He can run faster than a speeding bullet, is more powerfull than a locomotive, bend steel in barehands and leap a tall building in a single bound. Up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane... no it's SUUUUUUUPERMAN!!!!
Alright fellahs you both heard my instructions in the locker room. Everything's legal cept space flight. Touch em up and come out fighting ah thank you....
Da Worfster
Ladies and Gentlemen and children of all ages. Tonight for your edification we've 15 Rounds of "boxing" in the Super Heavyweight Division. In the corner to my right, the challenger, wearing the Gamma ray Green Trunks is a "man" hailing from parts unknown. He tips the scale approximately 2,000lbs of radiation induced rage. He's not much in the brains dept but he's never been beaten inside or outside the ring. Can only fight when he's good and mad. I bring you the one the only Ever Lovin' Incredible Huuuuuuulk!!!!
In the corner to my left, wearing the red, blue and gold tights, we have the current and reigning champeen. He hails from Metropolis (again I'm not sure what State that's in) and weighs in at about 250 pounds of Steel. He can run faster than a speeding bullet, is more powerfull than a locomotive, bend steel in barehands and leap a tall building in a single bound. Up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane... no it's SUUUUUUUPERMAN!!!!
Alright fellahs you both heard my instructions in the locker room. Everything's legal cept space flight. Touch em up and come out fighting ah thank you....
Da Worfster