Mud 5: Brad Pitt vs Johnny Depp

[GMichael]

OK guys. Sit this one out while the girls & JM get to vote. Well, actually, if you care, you can vote too. But this time it's two guys in the pit. I don't know who the hottest actors are these days, but I'm throwing Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp in to tumble around.
Who will be the victor? Who will end up sucking mud?
I'll post pics when I get the chance.

[GMichael]

Heeeeeeeeeeerrrre's Johnny:

[JohnMichael]

OK guys. Sit this one out while the girls & JM get to vote. Well, actually, if you care, you can vote too. But this time it's two guys in the pit. I don't know who the hottest actors are these days, but I'm throwing Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp in to tumble around.
Who will be the victor? Who will end up sucking mud?
I'll post pics when I get the chance.


Thanks GM. I had to vote for Pitt. I can imagine him throwing Depp around like a rag doll. Depp has spent so much time in France he would probably surrender.:lol:

[GMichael]

And now for Brad.

[GMichael]

Thanks GM. I had to vote for Pitt. I can imagine him throwing Depp around like a rag doll. Depp has spent so much time in France he would probably surrender.:lol:

You're welcome. You voted before I posted pictures. Are you always this fast?

[GMichael]

Johnny is getting his butt whipped so far. Brad is throwing him around like a rag doll. Can Johnny get back on his feet? Or, at least his face out of the mud?

Aren't there any ladies here who'd jump in and help him?

[Kam]

i had to vote for my boy johnny. based on sheer talent alonem he's so good he could act like he was beating up pitt that pitt would actually get beaten up, that's how great an actor he is. :)

[JohnMichael]

i had to vote for my boy johnny. based on sheer talent alonem he's so good he could act like he was beating up pitt that pitt would actually get beaten up, that's how great an actor he is. :)


NO NO NO! No bringing talent into the equation we are objectifying these people. Please look once again at Brad's abs.

[JohnMichael]

And now for Brad.


GMichael I feel like it's my birthday all over again. Thanks:devil:

[GMichael]

Next round will feature John Michael & Kam.

[JohnMichael]

You're welcome. You voted before I posted pictures. Are you always this fast?


Yes I am fast. I am a teenager trapped in a man's body.:p

[ForeverAutumn]

NO NO NO! No bringing talent into the equation we are objectifying these people. Please look once again at Brad's abs.

Pitt has the looks but never seemed to be much more than a pretty face to me. Not much substance above the neck.

On the other hand, Depp isn't as good looking but he does have that slow, quiet, sultry, sexy thing going for him. Personality and intelligence can be even sexier than muscles.

However, if we're objectifying... as JM says, those abs just can't be ignored. So, I'm going to have to go with Pitt. Although, after seeing him in Kalifornia, I could never look at him the same way again. :nonod:

[JohnMichael]

Personality and intelligence can be even sexier than muscles.


Agreed and important to me in a partner. Let's also add sense of humor.

[ForeverAutumn]

Agreed and important to me in a partner. Let's also add sense of humor.

For sure. Personality, intelligence, and a sense of humour over looks. The saving grace for most of the folks around here.

Ooops! Did I say that out loud? :smilewinkgrin:

[GMichael]

Personality and intelligence can be even sexier than muscles.


Agreed and important to me in a partner. Let's also add sense of humor.

Can we add, "love of music?"

I still wanna marry FA. She bought her hubby the latest Rush DVD. Man oh man does that make her sexy in my book.:9:

[ForeverAutumn]

Can we add, "love of music?"

I still wanna marry FA. She bought her hubby the latest Rush DVD. Man oh man does that make her sexy in my book.:9:

LOL. Let's not forget that he bought me the Lost DVD set even though he thinks that my obsession is unhealthy. I know, I know, you woulda bought it for me too. :thumbsup:

[GMichael]

LOL. Let's not forget that he bought me the Lost DVD set even though he thinks that my obsession is unhealthy. I know, I know, you woulda bought it for me too. :thumbsup:

Most likely. But he's a good man 4 that.:thumbsup:

[JohnMichael]

GMichael I was wondering why there was only one picture of Brad and multiple pictures of all the women? How about just one more picture of Brad? After all you won't get in trouble for showing nips.

[GMichael]

GMichael I was wondering why there was only one picture of Brad and multiple pictures of all the women? How about just one more picture of Brad? After all you won't get in trouble for showing nips.

4U? Sure.

[GMichael]

And a bonus.

[JohnMichael]

What a beautiful morning. Thanks GMichael for the eye candy.:wink5:

[PAT.P]

4U? Sure.GMicheal stop teasing JMicheal you know he cant control himself.Put a picture of Flo and you'll see him on cloud nine:ihih:

[GMichael]

GMicheal stop teasing JMicheal you know he cant control himself.Put a picture of Flo and you'll see him on cloud nine:ihih:

I couldn't turn him down. Maybe Flo has some new pics he could share.

[JohnMichael]

GMicheal stop teasing JMicheal you know he cant control himself.Put a picture of Flo and you'll see him on cloud nine:ihih:


I beg to differ sir I am quite in control of myself. You comment is insulting.

[PAT.P]

I beg to differ sir I am quite in control of myself. You comment is insulting.Sorry JohnMicheal if I insulted you ,did'nt intend .I said it because you did say at one time that you like to put him on your knees and spank him:(

[PAT.P]

I couldn't turn him down. Maybe Flo has some new pics he could share.Thank you ! I got carried away and got myself in trouble with JohnMicheal.Another fine mess you put me into .Must of touch a sensitive part in him.:confused5:

[GMichael]

Thank you ! I got carried away and got myself in trouble with JohnMicheal.Another fine mess you put me into .Must of touch a sensitive part in him.:confused5:

Don't you know that he's pulling your leg?

[JohnMichael]

Thank you ! I got carried away and got myself in trouble with JohnMicheal.Another fine mess you put me into .Must of touch a sensitive part in him.:confused5:


The assumption that I am not able to control myself sounded like a very negative stereotype. :incazzato:

[PAT.P]

The assumption that I am not able to control myself sounded like a very negative stereotype. :incazzato:I was being a negative stereotype ,I for one could say I cant control myself when it comes to any beautiful blonde woman.Once again sorry:(

[PAT.P]

Don't you know that he's pulling your leg?Im starting to wonder :confused5: ,he really pulling it to the limb:(

[JohnMichael]

Im starting to wonder :confused5: ,he really pulling it to the limb:(


No, I have my b!tch up today. I was demeaned at a store by a male who had heard I was gay. He had broken up with his girlfriend and thought maybe I could help him out. After I asked him if he was trippin' I asked why he thought to ask me that question. He said well that is what I hear you people like to do. He thought gays would do anyone and had no self control. I explained that I have been with the same man for 9 years and I am probably the most moral person he will ever meet. I told him that in no way am I attracted to him and could not imagine anyone else ever would be. So yes most days I would not have been bothered by your comments but today of all days you hit a nerve. Will I get over it? Yes. Am I tired of being approached by guys that think I only exist for one purpose? Yes. Will I be able to find my break pedal if that guy walks in front of my car? Probably not. Do I sympathize with women when men say degrading things to them? Yes I do.

[GMichael]

No, I have my b!tch up today. I was demeaned at a store by a male who had heard I was gay. He had broken up with his girlfriend and thought maybe I could help him out. After I asked him if he was trippin' I asked why he thought to ask me that question. He said well that is what I hear you people like to do. He thought gays would do anyone and had no self control. I explained that I have been with the same man for 9 years and I am probably the most moral person he will ever meet. I told him that in no way am I attracted to him and could not imagine anyone else ever would be. So yes most days I would not have been bothered by your comments but today of all days you hit a nerve. Will I get over it? Yes. Am I tired of being approached by guys that think I only exist for one purpose? Yes. Will I be able to find my break pedal if that guy walks in front of my car? Probably not. Do I sympathize with women when men say degrading things to them? Yes I do.

Had a bad day?

So he thought you'd just "top off his tank for him?" So sorry dude. Maybe he really just likes you but didn't know how to say it without being a total jerk.
Anyway, throw on some tunes. Sit back and relax with a good glass of vino. Maybe a litle cheese. Feel any better yet?

[JohnMichael]

Had a bad day?

So he thought you'd just "top off his tank for him?" So sorry dude. Maybe he really just likes you but didn't know how to say it without being a total jerk.
Anyway, throw on some tunes. Sit back and relax with a good glass of vino. Maybe a litle cheese. Feel any better yet?


Keep in mind I really cleaned up the comments. At least I know where I stand or should I say kneel with him and his opinion of me.

I have the tunes playing and I am drawing a bath. I will have a glass of wine with the rock cornish game hens and corn on the cob tonight.

[GMichael]

Keep in mind I really cleaned up the comments. At least I know where I stand or should I say kneel with him and his opinion of me.

I have the tunes playing and I am drawing a bath. I will have a glass of wine with the rock cornish game hens and corn on the cob tonight.

MMM MM MMMM Corn on the cob huh? And Cornish game hens? How far away are you again?

[Kam]

that really bites jm... sorry to hear it. you should reccomend he buy bose for his next upgrade. :)

edit: on the plus side... my boy johnny made up some ground!!! c'mon! he can take pitt!!

[JohnMichael]

MMM MM MMMM Corn on the cob huh? And Cornish game hens? How far away are you again?

I am in central Ohio but I only have two hens. Of course by the time you got here the food would be cold and I would just get in another bad mood. You should have called if you were going to be late. I slaved over this hot stove all day and now the food is ruined. I don't know why I bother.:out:


Oh my I think I am way too in touch with my feminine side.

[GMichael]

I am in central Ohio but I only have two hens. Of course by the time you got here the food would be cold and I would just get in another bad mood. You should have called if you were going to be late. I slaved over this hot stove all day and now the food is ruined. I don't know why I bother.:out:


Oh my I think I am way too in touch with my feminine side.

Stop touching there!

If I was going to be late I would call. But no one invited me yet so how could I be late? Anyway, thanks for caring. I say that because I know that you wouldn't get so upset if you didn't care so much.

[GMichael]

that really bites jm... sorry to hear it. you should reccomend he buy bose for his next upgrade. :)

edit: on the plus side... my boy johnny made up some ground!!! c'mon! he can take pitt!!

Johnny already lost and is on the loser's side.

[PAT.P]

No, I have my b!tch up today. I was demeaned at a store by a male who had heard I was gay. He had broken up with his girlfriend and thought maybe I could help him out. After I asked him if he was trippin' I asked why he thought to ask me that question. He said well that is what I hear you people like to do. He thought gays would do anyone and had no self control. I explained that I have been with the same man for 9 years and I am probably the most moral person he will ever meet. I told him that in no way am I attracted to him and could not imagine anyone else ever would be. So yes most days I would not have been bothered by your comments but today of all days you hit a nerve. Will I get over it? Yes. Am I tired of being approached by guys that think I only exist for one purpose? Yes. Will I be able to find my break pedal if that guy walks in front of my car? Probably not. Do I sympathize with women when men say degrading things to them? Yes I do.JohnMichael sorry you had that kind of day.I work at 2 churches and I know lots of gays male in orchestra,organist etc etc and never bother me .I know a few woman also ,my neighbour are called "Les Girl" and does'nt bother me .Now one of the church I take care is to vote if they will do Gay Marriage ( I usaly bring the bride ,fix her dress ,give their cue ect ect) If they vote YES still dont know what I'll have to do:confused5:

[JohnMichael]

JohnMichael sorry you had that kind of day.I work at 2 churches and I know lots of gays male in orchestra,organist etc etc and never bother me .I know a few woman also ,my neighbour are called "Les Girl" and does'nt bother me .Now one of the church I take care is to vote if they will do Gay Marriage ( I usaly bring the bride ,fix her dress ,give their cue ect ect) If they vote YES still dont know what I'll have to do:confused5:

Pat.P
If they vote to allow gay marriages let me know. My partner and I can run up to that church. Of course we will both be wearing a tux so you won't have to help with the dress. I would be honored for you to give me the cue to walk up the aisle. Of course I still have to ask GMichael to escort me. LOL

[JohnMichael]

Stop touching there!

If I was going to be late I would call. But no one invited me yet so how could I be late? Anyway, thanks for caring. I say that because I know that you wouldn't get so upset if you didn't care so much.


You always have a standing invitation. Any time you are in central Ohio you are welcome to listen to some tunes and drink from the bar. I would even open a good bottle of wine and hide the box o wine. We could meet each other's partners.

[GMichael]

Pat.P
If they vote to allow gay marriages let me know. My partner and I can run up to that church. Of course we will both be wearing a tux so you won't have to help with the dress. I would be honored for you to give me the cue to walk up the aisle. Of course I still have to ask GMichael to escort me. LOL

Does this mean that you want me to give you away? :blush2:
Or does that make me the best man? :ihih:

[GMichael]

You always have a standing invitation. Any time you are in central Ohio you are welcome to listen to some tunes and drink from the bar. I would even open a good bottle of wine and hide the box o wine. We could meet each other's partners.

Don't hide the box. I'd probably like the cheapest available. I used to love Boonesfarm. Wifey likes sparkling cider. That way she can pretend to be drinking. She's only 100lbs and gets drunk on one sip of wine.

[PAT.P]

Pat.P
If they vote to allow gay marriages let me know. My partner and I can run up to that church. Of course we will both be wearing a tux so you won't have to help with the dress. I would be honored for you to give me the cue to walk up the aisle. Of course I still have to ask GMichael to escort me. LOL I let you know and because Im the caretaker I'll hook up my CD player on the main system and you could have some tunes:16: BTW did the United Church in the State have the same policy every church are to vote (members) for each congregation?

[PAT.P]

Does this mean that you want me to give you away? :blush2:
Or does that make me the best man? :ihih:Maybe wants you to be the Flower Boy:ihih:

[ForeverAutumn]

I let you know and because Im the caretaker I'll hook up my CD player on the main system and you could have some tunes:16: BTW did the United Church in the State have the same policy every church are to vote (members) for each congregation?

JohnMichael, can I come to the wedding? I love weddings!

Pat.P, I could be wrong, but I don't think that same-sex marriage is legal in the US. They aren't as liberal as us free-thinking Canadians. Tell your church members to vote YES. Marriage should be about love, not about religion or politics.

[GMichael]

Maybe wants you to be the Flower Boy:ihih:

That's cool. I like flowers.

[GMichael]

JohnMichael, can I come to the wedding? I love weddings!

Pat.P, I could be wrong, but I don't think that same-sex marriage is legal in the US. They aren't as liberal as us free-thinking Canadians. Tell your church members to vote YES. Marriage should be about love, not about religion or politics.

Maybe the wedding should come to you then.

[JohnMichael]

JohnMichael, can I come to the wedding? I love weddings!

Pat.P, I could be wrong, but I don't think that same-sex marriage is legal in the US. They aren't as liberal as us free-thinking Canadians. Tell your church members to vote YES. Marriage should be about love, not about religion or politics.

Of course you are invited. No sadly we do not have many states that have civil unions or marriage. Ohio is fairly conservative so I do not think it will happen here anytime soon. I could be married in another state but it would not be recognized here. Of course divorce is easy. Get your stuff and get out.

[PAT.P]

JohnMichael, can I come to the wedding? I love weddings!

Pat.P, I could be wrong, but I don't think that same-sex marriage is legal in the US. They aren't as liberal as us free-thinking Canadians. Tell your church members to vote YES. Marriage should be about love, not about religion or politics.The thing is that the last time around 1992 the United Church had to vote for Gay ministers and they lost alot of members.This time for Gay Marriage they had a few panels to discuss the issue of the words of the Bible and Gay .When you have a older congregation and are set on this issue it could go both ways.It takes around 3 young family $$$ to replace a older member by death or by removing is membership from a church.

[PAT.P]

That's cool. I like flowers.No tossing petal down the aisle. He loves me ,he loves me not:ihih:

[GMichael]

No tossing petal down the aisle. He loves me ,he loves me not:ihih:

How about; he loves me, she loves me, they both love me....:4: :5:

[PAT.P]

How about; he loves me, she loves me, they both love me....:4: :5: Is there something you like to say? Did 'nt know you were Bi,take a walk on the wild side :ihih:

[JohnMichael]

Is there something you like to say? Did 'nt know you were Bi,take a walk on the wild side :ihih:



Pat you have me thinking. Would it be rude to play Lou Reed's "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" during the ceremony? :idea:

[PAT.P]

Pat you have me thinking. Would it be rude to play Lou Reed's "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" during the ceremony? :idea:I dont think the Minister would approve ,you do like Andreas Scholl? Dont ask me to sing ,I dont sing in puplic being a Male Falseto.Some call me Castrati:incazzato:

[GMichael]

Is there something you like to say? Did 'nt know you were Bi,take a walk on the wild side :ihih:

That's tri- I'll try anything.:ciappa:

[PAT.P]

That's tri- I'll try anything.:ciappa:The wife is gone for 5 days and your already on border line:ihih: All long is she gone?

[GMichael]

The wife is gone for 5 days and your already on border line:ihih: All long is she gone?

I tell her everything. She makes me reenact everything when we get back together.:ihih:

[PAT.P]

I tell her everything. She makes me reenact everything when we get back together.:ihih:How are you going to explain this one to her?:ihih:

[GMichael]

How are you going to explain this one to her?:ihih:

How did you get my dress? Take that off now mister!

[PAT.P]

How did you get my dress? Take that off now mister!Thats how I got it the first time around ,now its your turn:ihih:

[GMichael]

Thats how I got it the first time around ,now its your turn:ihih:

You said that you wouldn't tell.:yikes:

[PAT.P]

You said that you wouldn't tell.:yikes:OOPS Was it at the all night Drag Queen Extacy Rave Party I just cant remember:ihih:

[ForeverAutumn]

The thing is that the last time around 1992 the United Church had to vote for Gay ministers and they lost alot of members.This time for Gay Marriage they had a few panels to discuss the issue of the words of the Bible and Gay .When you have a older congregation and are set on this issue it could go both ways.It takes around 3 young family $$$ to replace a older member by death or by removing is membership from a church.

I don't want to drag you into a religious/philosophical debate...well, unless you want to. But that's exactly my problem with the church. Instead of focusing on the real issue here...human/equal rights. The focus is on how not to offend the people who pay the bills. In my opinion, that's just not a very "christian" attitude.

Not to mention that it's a very short-sighted point of view purely from a business perspective. I understand that the church must earn money to function. It is a business as well as a religious institution. And, it may take three young families to replace the financial contribution of one older person, but that older person is going to die eventually anyway. Any good business in that position would be looking for ways to grow the business now and not wait for their customers to die off.

[PAT.P]

I don't want to drag you into a religious/philosophical debate...well, unless you want to. But that's exactly my problem with the church. Instead of focusing on the real issue here...human/equal rights. The focus is on how not to offend the people who pay the bills. In my opinion, that's just not a very "christian" attitude.

Not to mention that it's a very short-sighted point of view purely from a business perspective. I understand that the church must earn money to function. It is a business as well as a religious institution. And, it may take three young families to replace the financial contribution of one older person, but that older person is going to die eventually anyway. Any good business in that position would be looking for ways to grow the business now and not wait for their customers to die off.I was talking with some of the members and for the vote part they say it's a win ,loose situation .They are going probably to loose some member either way.As for older members going to die eventualy ,some of them do leave a pretty big chuck of $$$ to make sure their church will survive when their gone.Working for chuches for more than 25years I see alot of donation coming in in memory of members that have died .It is really expensive to run a church and to upkeep-it (heat,hydro,repairs ,salary of staff)

[ForeverAutumn]

I was talking with some of the members and for the vote part they say it's a win ,loose situation .They are going probably to loose some member either way.As for older members going to die eventualy ,some of them do leave a pretty big chuck of $$$ to make sure their church will survive when their gone.Working for chuches for more than 25years I see alot of donation coming in in memory of members that have died .It is really expensive to run a church and to upkeep-it (heat,hydro,repairs ,salary of staff)

Hi Pat. I actually just logged in to delete that post. But I guess since you've seen it and responded, there's no point in deleting it. I'm sorry. You seem like a really good person and I didn't mean to get all political on you. I believe very strongly that everyone should be treated the same and have the same rights, regardless of age, gender, race, religion, or sexual orientation. This is a subject that is close to my heart. I'm glad to see that you didn't take my comments personally. I was afraid that you might which is why I wanted to delete the post.

In fact, your point about losing money from your congregation is probably the most sound argument that I've seen for churches not to allow gay marriage in the church. None of the other arguments that I've heard (procreation, loss of family values, etc) hold water.

Thank you for not taking offence to my post.

[bobsticks]

NO NO NO! No bringing talent into the equation we are objectifying these people.

What happened to the good ol' days when we had fun around here while objectifying people? :biggrin5:

[GMichael]

What happened to the good ol' days when we had fun around here while objectifying people? :biggrin5:

I was asked (nicely) not to add anymore of these mud/jello threads.

Nice digging by the way. Did you find the one with Jess vs Eva?

[bobsticks]

I was asked (nicely) not to add anymore of these mud/jello threads.

Nice digging by the way. Did you find the one with Jess vs Eva?


What curmudgeonly Mod asked for that?

Actually, I found this one while---you guessed it---looking for spammers. On the bright side, it is nice chuckle and stroll down Memory Lane...though if I recall, Jess vs. Eva was a nice stroll down Mammary Lane...badump dump :7:

[GMichael]

What curmudgeonly Mod asked for that?

Actually, I found this one while---you guessed it---looking for spammers. On the bright side, it is nice chuckle and stroll down Memory Lane...though if I recall, Jess vs. Eva was a nice stroll down Mammary Lane...badump dump :7:

2006 was sooooo long ago. We were buliding a house at that time. I don't remember who it was, just that it was nicely worded.

I'd like to stroll down those memories!

[GMichael]

And the winner and still champion isssssssss.......................

Brad Pitt!


(love the hair)

[JohnMichael]

And the winner and still champion isssssssss.......................

Brad Pitt!


(love the hair)



Wow I just realized I am over Brad.

[GMichael]

Wow I just realized I am over Brad.

Over, as in, on top, or over as in, you've moved on?

[JohnMichael]

Over, as in, on top, or over as in, you've moved on?



Over as in I have decided to respect the restraining order.

[GMichael]

Over as in I have decided to respect the restraining order.

That must have expired by now. Why not give him a call?