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GMichael
04-17-2006, 01:56 PM
Ladies & gentlemen.........

In this corner, in the yellow trunks, fighting under the name of Catwoman we have the hot & wirey Halle Berry. For her opponent, in a big smile, we be last year's raining champ. Fighting under the name of Pitt killer, Angelina Jolie. This will be a nine hour, no saving by the bell no holds bar, mud everywhere match.

Please place your bets early.

Feanor
04-17-2006, 04:20 PM
Ladies & gentlemen.........

In this corner, in the yellow trunks, fighting under the name of Catwoman we have the hot & wirey Halle Berry. For her opponent, in a big smile, we be last year's raining champ. Fighting under the name of Pitt killer, Angelina Jolie. This will be a nine hour, no saving by the bell no holds bar, mud everywhere match.

Please place your bets early.

Send pics :cornut: :cornut: :cornut:

JoeE SP9
04-17-2006, 04:33 PM
Pics hell! Send film!!!:cornut:

GMichael
04-17-2006, 04:51 PM
Here are a couple.

GMichael
04-17-2006, 04:55 PM
One more

GMichael
04-17-2006, 05:10 PM
and this

dean_martin
04-17-2006, 05:13 PM
Here are a couple.

Yep, that was the Billy Bob comin' out in her.

Here's one. Angelina - "Suck on this, beeyotch"

GMichael
04-18-2006, 05:19 AM
We need votes.......

noddin0ff
04-18-2006, 06:46 AM
clarification...that's JUST a big smile for Jolie...no trunks?

GMichael
04-18-2006, 07:13 AM
clarification...that's JUST a big smile for Jolie...no trunks?

That is correct. No trunks. Just that evil smile that she like to flash. No tops on either. Can you imagine that?

bobsticks
04-18-2006, 07:46 AM
With the right "motivatonal backing" this one is a no-brainer. In the annals of angst, Angelina's media-created goofines falls far short of Ms. Berry's truly deep-rooted scarring and psychosis. I'm thinking me and GMichael on one side of the ring screaming "David Justice!David Justice!" over and over, while opposite us perhaps LJ and Feonor chanting "Sex Addict!!!" again and again...
Step back as the hair pullin' and the lip wrenchin' commences. Might not even make it to the second round as Halle's cup boileth over.

GMichael
04-18-2006, 08:51 AM
We still have a tie. We need one more vote to see who moves on to the Jell-O portion of our competition.

GMichael
04-18-2006, 01:33 PM
Halle pulls a-head.

topspeed
04-18-2006, 03:28 PM
Halle used to be my girl, but I upgraded to Jolie. If you ever saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith, you know why. I'd post pics to support my case, but my server is jacked and everything is moving ridiculously ssssssssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll loooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww .

GMichael
04-18-2006, 03:35 PM
Halle used to be my girl, but I upgraded to Jolie. If you ever saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith, you know why. I'd post pics to support my case, but my server is jacked and everything is moving ridiculously ssssssssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll loooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww .

Oh man, what a gip! I was looking forward to you posting pics.:ihih: When I saw that you had posted I almost dropped my beer to get to the clicker quicker. Now I find no pic? Dang!:incazzato:

topspeed
04-18-2006, 06:50 PM
For you, Mike...anything!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/mr____mrs__smith/angelina_jolie/smithpreg4.jpg
http://www.bollymirchi.com/news_pics/angelina_jolie5.jpg
http://www.cassiel.net/Galleries3/Angelina_Jolie/images/Angelina_Jolie_21.jpg
http://www.nudecelebsus.com/angelina-jolie/angelina-jolie-wallpaper.jpg

Game. Set. Match.

Winnah!!!

*nws* by request only

GMichael
04-19-2006, 05:01 AM
Ah.... now that's betta. Thanks Top.

Bout number 2 goes to Angelina Jolie.
Congrats, and good luck in the next round.

shokhead
04-19-2006, 05:43 AM
I just wanta watch.