Life Key

[Bernd]

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How can we achieve 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BULL**** and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!!


Bernd:16:

[markw]

I like that one.

[Bernd]

Me too. My Texan friend from Berlin sent this to me. Much to good to keep to myself.


Peace

Bernd:16:

[JohnMichael]

Bernd now you tell me. At my last job I spent too much time working hard when I should have been bu!!$hitting and kissing ass. Hell I might still be employed.

[Bernd]

But John, would you have been happy as a 103% or a 118% man ?

Bernd:17:

[JohnMichael]

But John, would you have been happy as a 103% or a 118% man ?

Bernd:17:


No certainly not and I like my new job. I get paid to sleep. So I have my days free to opine on the internet.

[Bernd]

I am so happy you found your true vocation! LOL.
Glad you're alright.

Peace

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