SVI watch 2006

[noddin0ff]

Thought I'd do a public service post for all the SVI fans here. I admit to being an SVI junkie. The mix of innocence and irritant, kindness and creepiness… I just can’t stop watching.

Links…So there’s a massive SVI forum where you can talk about a wide range of topics. You have to register. (Topics listed below)

http://www.vanillaice378.proboards74.com/

In addition, there’s a full blown site for Dinosaur nuts. No registration required. With a lot of dinosaur info. A lot. There’s no cotton tree companion site that I’ve discovered yet. Maybe that’s in the works.
Enter here. Links at the top. I think some of these pages play songs and stuff. Be warned.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/

Inside, there’s the perfunctory 'About' page with a nice headshot. I assume it's SVI. Can't be too sure. I take nothing for granted.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/about.html

And the all important 'What’s New'. Contains a very good guide regarding the ‘relationship.’ If you’re fine stopping at the frequency response of monitor speakers in the beyond shrill spectrum, skip this. But, for the adventurous a wonderful alternate universe awaits.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html


The forum topics are (sub topics in parens)
Dinosaurs (Pictures, Toys, Games, Dinosaurs, Talk)
Games (Talk, PC, Video)
Movies + Shows (Where to buy, Shows, Movies)
Music (Where to buy, Music, Concerts)
Pro Audio (Home Studio, Mastering Sound, Recording Studio, Pro Audio Gear)
Home Audio (Cables, Amps/Receivers, Speakers, Home Audio, Home Theater)
Relationships** (Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Straight Places, Bi People, Gay Places, Hot Boys, Hot Girls)
General (Dallas’s Boards, Dallas’s Website, Show Off, Off Topic)

Again, no cotton tree forum. Someone should suggest that. SVI is very open to suggestion…I mean suggestions.

‘Relationships’ is where the true SVI fan tunes in. Although once the pictures of hot young boys (including a full sized version of the famous one) went up, I began to wonder if an adult could get arrested for dwelling there. I’m certainly not going to do any internet searches for “Dallas+SVI+HOT BOYS+dinosaurs” just in case. Disturbing, but SFW. If you can’t get enough of ‘the famous picture’…uh…just don’t tell anyone. I don’t want to know about it.

Anyway, he’s supposedly going to meet the love of his life in person for the first time in February. I can barely contain my curiousity. I’m suspecting the death of the Cat will throw these plans awry. Or maybe his loves phone cheating. Or maybe a strong head wind... You’ll just have to register and read.

I have theories that range from “nice well meaning but loss young man” to this site has got to be the work of an FBI agent trolling (badly?) for pedophiles. I suppose that’s why I’m hooked. You can go to the forum and ‘smite’ or ‘exalt’ other users. I’m into smiting. Whoopee.

[topspeed]

Noddin, you need another hobby.


Seriously.

[GMichael]

Thought I'd do a public service post for all the SVI fans here. I admit to being an SVI junkie. The mix of innocence and irritant, kindness and creepiness… I just can’t stop watching.

Links…So there’s a massive SVI forum where you can talk about a wide range of topics. You have to register. (Topics listed below)

http://www.vanillaice378.proboards74.com/

In addition, there’s a full blown site for Dinosaur nuts. No registration required. With a lot of dinosaur info. A lot. There’s no cotton tree companion site that I’ve discovered yet. Maybe that’s in the works.
Enter here. Links at the top. I think some of these pages play songs and stuff. Be warned.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/

Inside, there’s the perfunctory 'About' page with a nice headshot. I assume it's SVI. Can't be too sure. I take nothing for granted.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/about.html

And the all important 'What’s New'. Contains a very good guide regarding the ‘relationship.’ If you’re fine stopping at the frequency response of monitor speakers in the beyond shrill spectrum, skip this. But, for the adventurous a wonderful alternate universe awaits.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html


The forum topics are (sub topics in parens)
Dinosaurs (Pictures, Toys, Games, Dinosaurs, Talk)
Games (Talk, PC, Video)
Movies + Shows (Where to buy, Shows, Movies)
Music (Where to buy, Music, Concerts)
Pro Audio (Home Studio, Mastering Sound, Recording Studio, Pro Audio Gear)
Home Audio (Cables, Amps/Receivers, Speakers, Home Audio, Home Theater)
Relationships** (Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Straight Places, Bi People, Gay Places, Hot Boys, Hot Girls)
General (Dallas’s Boards, Dallas’s Website, Show Off, Off Topic)

Again, no cotton tree forum. Someone should suggest that. SVI is very open to suggestion…I mean suggestions.

‘Relationships’ is where the true SVI fan tunes in. Although once the pictures of hot young boys (including a full sized version of the famous one) went up, I began to wonder if an adult could get arrested for dwelling there. I’m certainly not going to do any internet searches for “Dallas+SVI+HOT BOYS+dinosaurs” just in case. Disturbing, but SFW. If you can’t get enough of ‘the famous picture’…uh…just don’t tell anyone. I don’t want to know about it.

Anyway, he’s supposedly going to meet the love of his life in person for the first time in February. I can barely contain my curiousity. I’m suspecting the death of the Cat will throw these plans awry. Or maybe his loves phone cheating. Or maybe a strong head wind... You’ll just have to register and read.

I have theories that range from “nice well meaning but loss young man” to this site has got to be the work of an FBI agent trolling (badly?) for pedophiles. I suppose that’s why I’m hooked. You can go to the forum and ‘smite’ or ‘exalt’ other users. I’m into smiting. Whoopee.

Thanks Noddin,
Top, I requested this link.

The picture in there (Inside, there’s the perfunctory 'About' page with a nice headshot. I assume it's SVI. Can't be too sure. I take nothing for granted.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/about.html) is SVI. The picture SVI uses in his avitar is Adam.

[JohnMichael]

I am not only an SVI fan but also a member of his site. I need to visit more.

[noddin0ff]

Noddin, you need another hobby.


Seriously.

Yah. Well, subtracting the psychological costs, this ones free. A hobby for when I can't afford the other ones...

[GMichael]

Poor SVI, he's still hung up on this guy Adam. This guy is playing him against his own best friend. I tried to warn him, as I see others have also. I don't think he'll listen to me either.
He's so young and confused. I remember when I would believe anything a hot girl would say. It took a lot of heartbreaks to wise up.

[GMichael]

Oh well. He sure is interesting. Even if he is yanking our chains. I laughed for hours at some what he had to say.

[noddin0ff]

I know. If SVI is just a kind but lost kid. I feel for him. But then sometimes he goes and writes something very lucid and mature and I think, 'Ok, this guy SVI is just dinking with us'

Ah the perils of the internet...

Speaking of the alleged photo of Adam. I'm waiting for SVI to confirm that that is indeed what 'Adam' looks like. He's never met him.

[L.J.]

(LJ pokes head in)

Hey guys what do you think of the........snap, wrong room

(LJ shuts the door and goes into the next room over)

[GMichael]

(LJ pokes head in)

Hey guys what do you think of the........snap, wrong room

(LJ shuts the door and goes into the next room over)

Wait LJ.

Don't go yet. Spanky was asking about you and where you could be found.
We told them you were living down town driving all the old guys wild.

[noddin0ff]

I think Spanky has officially abandoned AR
http://www.sweetwater.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10695

*snif*

[Florian]

I usually comment on everything, but this guy was born on the wrong planet.

-Flo

PS: The Advert on his site says it all.

http://content.cpxinteractive.com/2809/57225/79341814043ed16463e073.gif

[Florian]

Oh yes...the good old Cotton Tree....

[noddin0ff]

Funny, most times when I hit his forum I get an ad for www.orbaudio.com. I'm not joking!

[JohnMichael]

Maybe Orb Audio will send him a Greyhound bus ticket to his destination. Then he might be able to stay at the YMCA.
Young man....................................

[JohnMichael]

Maybe Orb Audio will send him a Greyhound bus ticket to his destination. Then he might be able to stay at the YMCA.
Young man....................................


Excuse me. People in glass houses should not throw stones.

[GMichael]

Excuse me. People in glass houses should not throw stones.


Huh? Are you fighting with yourself? Don't make me send you to different rooms.

[JohnMichael]

Huh? Are you fighting with yourself? Don't make me send you to different rooms.


Sometimes I notice that my other personality has posted.

[GMichael]

Sometimes I notice that my other personality has posted.

So you take that opportunity to smack yourself around for a bit? Be nice to you. You are the only you that you will ever have. You know?

[emaidel]

Am I the only one who has no idea whatsoever what this thread is about? What's "SVI?"

[Florian]

Am I the only one who has no idea whatsoever what this thread is about? What's "SVI?"

This was before your time ;-)

Look up the Holy Cotton Tree, Ultrasnot, Powersnot and Spanking Vanilla Ice

[emaidel]

I think I'll remain blissfully ignorant. "Ultrasnot?" "Powersnot?" I'm afraid to ask....

[GMichael]

Am I the only one who has no idea whatsoever what this thread is about? What's "SVI?"

Here ya go. Happy reading.

http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=14426&highlight=COTTONWOOD

[bobsticks]

I think I'll remain blissfully ignorant. "Ultrasnot?" "Powersnot?" I'm afraid to ask....

emaidel,
I beg you to reconsider. This was going on right about the time I joined the forum and I can assure you, you won't find a more amusing thread around these parts. I'm talking laugh-out-loud funny and bizarre...

Cheers

[noddin0ff]

I have to confess, I still don't know what the hell the BOT is supposed to refer to...PLEASE HELP!

[Florian]

Here ya go. Happy reading.

http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=14426&highlight=COTTONWOOD

Oh man, this brings back memories...

[GMichael]

I have to confess, I still don't know what the hell the BOT is supposed to refer to...PLEASE HELP!

OK, the BOT story. Last November we had rain for a period of about 3 weeks straight. One day, Bernd asked me if it had stopped raining yet. I told him yes, but now there is this Big Orange Thing in the sky. It was warm and bright but I couldn't remember what it was called. Ever sinse then, when Bernd wants to know how our weather is, he asks, "how's your BOT." Now, arn't you sorry you asked. It was much more fun when you didn't know.

[Florian]

Quote:
<table border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr> <td style="border: 1px inset ;" class="alt2"> Originally Posted by SpankingVanillaice
The reason I didn't answer about the placement thing is since I don't have any other place to place them on my desk. Plus my desk is in my upper left corner of my room so I can't put speaker stands eather. I don't know what should I do. :confused:
</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

Wow, now why is it so hard to say that? If you CANNOT place them anywhere else then guess what......SOL. Sorry, but if there is NOTHING you can do what do you expect from us? Magic Pixie dust?



HAHAH......The beginning of Magix Pixie Dust....LOL

[Florian]

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F it! I'll say it... I've been all over this here "internets" (to quote W) and this thread is the best thing ever written anywhere at anytime on any subject. It tears at the fabric of my reality. It is literary, yet banal. It is surreal, yet familiar.

I was first reminded of Sartre's "No Exit." But, then I realized it was Beckett's "Waiting for Godot." Last line of the play: "Let's go." "Yes, let's go." (Stage direction: They do not move.)

All I can say is I'm copying this ***** to my clipboard and shopping it to publishers.



Now THAT is a classic!

[noddin0ff]

Thanks MG. A true fan is never sorry.

I seem to remember some cross pollenization from the magic pixie snot though.
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=13463&page=2&highlight=snot

Flo, rare form. Bravo!

[GMichael]

Oh yes, good stuff. But don't skip page one. http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=13463&highlight=snot

It's classic dead cat stuff.

[emaidel]

OK, I did read most (but not all) of the original thread, and found it both amusing and really strange. It didn't come close to something I was part of a few years ago, however:

on another website, epinions.com, numerous reviews had been written on "The Passion of the Christ." Many were very positive, and others weren't - that's normal. One jerk, who called himself "dslcobra02" posted a favorable review on the film, but felt it necessary to add a series of vicious, anti-semitic remarks. Then, others (myself included) posted comments on his review advising him that epinions.com was not a place for such comments, and the stream of vitriol and anti-semitism that then spewed forth was nothing short of incredible. Ultimately, the site administrators removed any and all postings from dslcobra02, but not after an incredible series of back and forth comments from outraged Jewish folks and dslcobra02's hateful and genuinely cruel postings.

SVI may have been (if he indeed ever was) an idiot, cretin, or living example of walking and talking plant life, but at least he wasn't hateful and cruel like dslcobra02.

[GMichael]

OK, I did read most (but not all) of the original thread, .

Hope you made it to the underware in the mail part from the guy he never met and is in love with.



SVI may have been (if he indeed ever was) an idiot, cretin, or living example of walking and talking plant life, but at least he wasn't hateful and cruel like dslcobra02.

True that. Not a mean bone in his body. But a very lost soul. Have you been to his website? http://www.vanillaice378.proboards74.com/index.cgi?action=recent#

[Florian]

A lost soul.............................................. .............................................

[noddin0ff]

Contact! With pictures!


(well, picture - sfw, of course)

[ericl]

i just poked around his site a bit. wow.

[noddin0ff]

Yeah, I kind of wish I'd archived some of the previous 'what's new' updates. They tend to get a complete edit every time, so some of the details are lost. But then I thought, "someone might think there was something wrong with a person who archives that kind of stuff."

...really, I don't have a problem...really...

[noddin0ff]

all is not well in SVI land.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html

Don't follow the Dallas site ROCKS!!! link. I wish I hadn't. YMMV.

[GMichael]

all is not well in SVI land.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html

Don't follow the Dallas site ROCKS!!! link. I wish I hadn't. YMMV.

That guy (in the rocks section) used to be his avitar and that is the pic he keeps over his bed. Maybe Adam couldn't compete. But that guy Adam has been yanking our lil' SVI around from the start. SVI just doesn't see it yet. Love can be blind.

[noddin0ff]

Oh, I remember the avatar well. I know it's just my personal preference, but I was happy with just the head shot.

[GMichael]

So now you have two heads for the price of one.

[JohnMichael]

Why must I always do what I am told not to do. I followed the link. Now I must poke out my mind's eye. Luckily I have a martini chilling.

[GMichael]

Why must I always do what I am told not to do. I followed the link. Now I must poke out my mind's eye. Luckily I have a martini chilling.

Because you are normal. Uh, well.. close enough. Ever tell somone to not look down? What's the first thing they do?

Now stop looking at little boys playing with their... their.. oh nevermind.

[JohnMichael]

Because you are normal. Uh, well.. close enough. Ever tell somone to not look down? What's the first thing they do?

Now stop looking at little boys playing with their... their.. oh nevermind.


GMichael remember heterosexuals are not more normal they are just more common.:nono:

[GMichael]

GMichael remember heterosexuals are not more normal they are just more common.:nono:

Now now, who said I was talking about that? You are no more normal than I am. And that sir, is not all that normal.:ciappa:

[JohnMichael]

Now now, who said I was talking about that? You are no more normal than I am. And that sir, is not all that normal.:ciappa:



LOL I just read that on another site and was wanting to use it. I am proud to be at the same level of normalcy as you. They say friends seek their own mental health levels.

[GMichael]

LOL I just read that on another site and was wanting to use it. I am proud to be at the same level of normalcy as you. They say friends seek their own mental health levels.

Thanks, I think.:15:

[noddin0ff]

After a good yelding to, they're back together.

http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html

[JohnMichael]

I am glad he only yelded at him and did not gelded him.

[GMichael]

Two things:

1) He needs to dump that fool Adam and find himself a nice guy who will treat him well.
2) He needs a spell checker.

[ericl]

of all the inappropriate websites on the internet, that ones got to be one of the worst.

[topspeed]

You know the board is dead when stalking SVI constitutes entertainment.

[GMichael]

You know the board is dead when stalking SVI constitutes entertainment.

I liked this part of his site.

"My interests: Boys, Dinosaurs, Games, Computers, Pro Audio, Trees and Weather."

Pro Audio?

[bobsticks]

Aren't we bordering on Mark Foley-land here? Couldn't this have negative reprocussions on our professional lives?

[noddin0ff]

I'm in it for the cotton tree...honest.

[JohnMichael]

Aren't we bordering on Mark Foley-land here? Couldn't this have negative reprocussions on our professional lives?


Only if we are Republicans working to pass laws to prevent the very behaviors in which we are participating.

[ericl]

Aren't we bordering on Mark Foley-land here? Couldn't this have negative reprocussions on our professional lives?
Very good point. I should probably do something.

[topspeed]

Not being a news watcher, I had to google Mark Foley.

Um, that's just creepy.

[noddin0ff]

Wanted: Boyfriend. If interested in position please respond to address given.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html

[GMichael]

Wanted: Boyfriend. If interested in position please respond to address given.
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html

Poor kid. He still doesn't get it that Adam was playing him.
His plea for email-boyfriends will likely bring him more players, if not predators.
I wish him luck.

[noddin0ff]

I must have a sixth sense that makes me look when something happens. Read it and weep.



edit: now linked for your pleasure (http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html)

[GMichael]

If I were to bash my head on a rock over and over, would it feel good when I stop?

I just can't feel sorry for him anymore. How many times can he make the same mistake over and over before he notices that he should change his strategy?

I have three cheeseburgers. All of them were made on a Monday. The first is round. The second is square. The last one is kind of round but longer on one end. Can you tell me which one loves me more and will never leave me?

[jrhymeammo]

I can think of a newbie who is as dumb as SVI. What is wrong with asians, I swear they are not as smart as............waitta minute I'm Asian.:mad2:

-Geronimo

[topspeed]

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stop

[jrhymeammo]

But he is a legend around here. You can't deny that.

[JohnMichael]

I just can't feel sorry for him anymore. How many times can he make the same mistake over and over before he notices that he should change his strategy?




Is this about SVI or GWB?

[noddin0ff]

Oh man. I'm sorry I looked...
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html

[basite]

Oh man. I'm sorry I looked...
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html


stay calm, please, stay calm...

c'mon Bert, you can do it, stay calm


OK, it's lost.

AArhg

why?

[GMichael]

Oh man. I'm sorry I looked...
http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/whats_new.html

I'll never sleep again!:incazzato:

[basite]

I'll never sleep again!:incazzato:


no worries, more time for eva then :thumbsup:

[L.J.]

WOW!!! You guys must be really bored :lol:

[JohnMichael]

I just linked on to that site after deleting some nasty porn and banning a member. I think it is time to poke out my mind's eye. Too much even for me.

[Rich-n-Texas]

no worries, more time for eva then :thumbsup:

Hands off bucko!!! :incazzato:

[basite]

Hands off bucko!!! :incazzato:


don't worry, I was talking about Mike, i've already got Jessica :)

[GMichael]

don't worry, I was talking about Mike)

HANDS OFF BUCKO!!!!

[basite]

again,
don't worry, I've got jessica, you guys fight for eva over there :)

[GMichael]

again,
don't worry, I've got jessica, you guys fight for eva over there :)

Eva is free to do as she likes. I have plenty more. She'll be back when she wants to be.

[noddin0ff]

I feel a deep obligation to preserve this thread as a one stop reference point for all things SVI.

Thanks to basite for this addition to the archives. Since http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/ went down I thought the final chapter to the saga had been written. finis.

But, good news for all, the saga continues at
http://www.justleftofbrilliance.4t.com

And a new chapter is underway in our own forum
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=25177


now if I could just remember my password to his forum...

[tin ear]

WHAT the H3LL has happened here?

I take a walk for a couple of months, and upon my return I find utter bedlam!
It's.. it's Dr. Tarr & Prof. Feather. Good Lord!

Got curious about this SVI thing, so I took the crash course. Wish I hadn't. :yikes:
I find myself wondering, does the running end of a hangman's noose really
have to take 13 turns around the standing end, or is that just tradition. I don't
know why I'm thinking that...

Man, I've found a new MMORG called "Throw Yourself Off A Cliff." I may go
check that out; it's gotta be safer than hanging around here waiting to catch
whatever it is y'all got.

Anyway, Happy New Year to all y'all in this nuthatch. :D

(Note to self: Get a second opinion on ANY advice obtained at this site.)

[Rich-n-Texas]

YOU'RE SCARING ME!!! :cryin:

I can't handle this whole SVI thing.

[tin ear]

Rich, you seem to be as-yet uninfected.
Why? What factor is it that has rendered you immune?
We may be able to figure this thing out and save the site.

You don't drink "squeeze" (sterno) do you? (What was the name of that movie?)

[Rich-n-Texas]

Really good meds!

[ForeverAutumn]

I feel a deep obligation to preserve this thread as a one stop reference point for all things SVI.

Thanks to basite for this addition to the archives. Since http://www.velociraptor.4t.com/ went down I thought the final chapter to the saga had been written. finis.

But, good news for all, the saga continues at
http://www.justleftofbrilliance.4t.com

And a new chapter is underway in our own forum
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=25177

now if I could just remember my password to his forum...

That was a good chuckle. Just when I was going to add a post I realized that the thread had been locked. Too bad. Fun stuff!

[audio_dude]

wow, and to think I almost tried to HELP this guy.

I was thinking, and we really need to get this guy into an asylum...fast...

[Rich-n-Texas]

_dude, you're going to hurt his feelings. Why don't we first just try some... really good meds?

[audio_dude]

his "boyfriend" is on so many meds he can get 'em all for free.

the wierd thing is, on his website (creepyyyy) it has a few pictures of a creepy looking guy with a bleached not-mohawk thing who hangs out on kiddy rides at the park. An emo looking guy... and some skinny ass japanese guy...

who is who here?!?

[noddin0ff]

his "boyfriend" is on so many meds he can get 'em all for free.

the wierd thing is, on his website (creepyyyy) it has a few pictures of a creepy looking guy with a bleached not-mohawk thing who hangs out on kiddy rides at the park. An emo looking guy... and some skinny ass japanese guy...

who is who here?!?

Dude, you're flunking SVI 101. Go back and do your homework!

hint: Dallas = SVI

[basite]

his "boyfriend" is on so many meds he can get 'em all for free.

the wierd thing is, on his website (creepyyyy) it has a few pictures of a creepy looking guy with a bleached not-mohawk thing who hangs out on kiddy rides at the park. An emo looking guy... and some skinny ass japanese guy...

who is who here?!?


skinny ass japanese guy = dallas = SVI
the creep = his boyfriend...

weird couple btw :p

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

[noddin0ff]

Probably time to archive and bump. If anything was ever actually retained, I swear SVI/Dallas/Joe_Carr would be the da Vinci of our times in audio instead of the Rain Man. None rise to great heights yet. But, there's hope. Maybe abandoned hope is good enough.

on magnets
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=35885

on subs
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=36058

on driver materials
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=35997

moron subs...oops... more on subs
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=36107

on response
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=36116

on studios
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=35949

on db and powers of discrimination
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=35809

on 50hz
http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=35765



and of course the extra credit link
http://vanillaice378.proboards.com/index.cgi?

[Hyfi]

If I compare a PC speaker to Grand Utopias, will I hear a difference?

[GMichael]

If I were to sell my $50 Sonys for $25 and use that $25 to buy a pair of JBL’s that are on sale for $50, and then sell them for $25 and put that $25 towards a set of Altec Lancing speakers for $50, should I sell those for $25 so I can buy back the Sony’s I used to own? Because they had 3 inch woofers instead of the 2.5 inch woofers that the Altec Lancing speakers do but the specs on the JBL’s say they go down to 15 htz while the Sony’s only go down to 17. Do you think the highs on the JBL’s will suffer even though I think they sound great? But maybe they don’t sound as great as the Sony’s because they have magnets made from ore found in Tibet? I need to know because my boyfriend who I’ve never met but sends me his used underwear to keep under my pillow may be visiting next year. He isn’t into high end audio like I am but I want to make a good impression. He may have another boy friend and if I do not impress him he may take his underwear back and I don’t think that I could stand that because I’ve become used to holding them to my face at night while I sleep. If he takes them back I may not ever be able to sleep again.
By the way, have I ever told you the story about my white glove?

[JohnMichael]

By the way, have I ever told you the story about my white glove?



Thanks I was trying to forget the white glove fiasco. Maybe we could find gloves
with a zip lock seal so nothing is lost. Just like a hand in a glove.

[Hyfi]

If I were to sell my $50 Sonys for $25 and use that $25 to buy a pair of JBL�s that are on sale for $50, and then sell them for $25 and put that $25 towards a set of Altec Lancing speakers for $50, should I sell those for $25 so I can buy back the Sony�s I used to own? Because they had 3 inch woofers instead of the 2.5 inch woofers that the Altec Lancing speakers do but the specs on the JBL�s say they go down to 15 htz while the Sony�s only go down to 17. Do you think the highs on the JBL�s will suffer even though I think they sound great? But maybe they don�t sound as great as the Sony�s because they have magnets made from ore found in Tibet? I need to know because my boyfriend who I�ve never met but sends me his used underwear to keep under my pillow may be visiting next year. He isn�t into high end audio like I am but I want to make a good impression. He may have another boy friend and if I do not impress him he may take his underwear back and I don�t think that I could stand that because I�ve become used to holding them to my face at night while I sleep. If he takes them back I may not ever be able to sleep again.
By the way, have I ever told you the story about my white glove?

Man, you might just get one of those "Your hurt my feelings" responses for that one.

I can't believe that it's been over 5 years that he started F'ing with us here.

[GMichael]

Thanks I was trying to forget the white glove fiasco. Maybe we could find gloves
with a zip lock seal so nothing is lost. Just like a hand in a glove.

Funny part is, I never knew what the deal was with the white gloves. A mod (I think you) had removed the punch line befire I saw what it was about. My mind's eye thanks you.

[GMichael]

Man, you might just get one of those "Your hurt my feelings" responses for that one.

I can't believe that it's been over 5 years that he started F'ing with us here.

I don't think that he reads any threads that he didn't start. At least, I've never seen him post in one.

[JohnMichael]

Funny part is, I never knew what the deal was with the white gloves. A mod (I think you) had removed the punch line befire I saw what it was about. My mind's eye thanks you.



Yes it was me and I almost banned him over his telling us what he did once he donned the latex glove.

[GMichael]

(Bowing his head)

I thank you for taking the hit on that one my friend.

[noddin0ff]

By the way, have I ever told you the story about my white glove?

Nooooooooooo!

oh man, I thought I had finally forgotten that bit of gloveliness (shiver, twitch). Our fearless moderator deserves some sort of congressional medal for his heroic actions. Dozens of minds might have been lost to madness, depression and overall ickyness were those posts not removed. "Sanitized for you protection" has never been truer.

[noddin0ff]

two threads to add. nice work.

http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=36820

As for the troll, you get answers but you have the attention span of a goldfish. You got plenty of answers but they mean nothing to you. You ignore them, then you make excuses for your actions, and then and ask the same question over and over again hoping to get someone to tell you that you're all right. How's that working out for ya, spanky?

If that's not a troll, I don't know what is.


Well I am not trying to be a troll but does this troll have nothing to do with the evil troll that is a ulgy creature? Since you said something about goldfish and I am kinda confused. Also we already finished talking about the refusing thing and I just didn't know about this stuff was bad but now I know and won't do it again but you seems like saying that I will still keep refusing packages and I am not since I learned about it.
...

Also is this troll you are talking about bad and will get you in trouble? Or is this a silly joke you guys are talking about? just wonderin

beyond classic.


http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=36107

What ever you do, don't buy the Dayton. I have too much respect for that company to unleash you upon them. :thumbsup:


Grrrr. I think its the uncanny mix of classic troll techniques ("I'm just asking questions, guys."), refusal to actually take any advice, and Aspberger's tendencies. I was always firm in my resolve that he was a troll taking the piss out of everyone. But after this much time and all the photos, my resolve is wearing thin.

[GMichael]

And the madness continues. I loved the part about the troll and the goldfish. May they find happiness together.:crazy:

[Dustin_Broke]

Hey Hey Hey when did you guys make this topic. I just saw this. Why are you guys talking about me????? Are you guys making fun of me again like you did years agao???? What's the point of this topic??? Am I like a superstar or someone famous???? I hope you are not making fun of me.

[Dustin_Broke]

Btw I am not with Adam anymore I broke up with him 2 and a half years agao and I have been with a new guy named Dusty Smith and his a real great loving guy. I met him on Plentyoffish.com website and his a hot white boy.

My website now is http://www.dustinbroke.4t.com


But you guys really need to stop making fun of me. You don't need to bring up the old stuff since theres no point doing it and making fun of it.

[markw]

Btw I am not with Adam anymore I broke up with him 2 and a half years agao and I have been with a new guy named Dusty Smith and his a real great loving guy. I met him on Plentyoffish.com website and his a hot white boy.

My website now is http://www.dustinbroke.4t.com


But you guys really need to stop making fun of me. You don't need to bring up the old stuff since theres no point doing it and making fun of it.WE're not bringing up old stiff. This thread has been an ongoing public service since you first started here. Here is (are?) the collected works of an extremely talented troll and is available to all on the internet. It's sent out to subscribers every time you make a new post.

You're kind of a celebrity on the internet, providing hours of laughs to all who follow your exploits. Now that you've got a new buddy to play with, we expect our take from the subscriptions to go up tremendously.

[Dustin_Broke]

I am not a troll and I am not trying to be anything. My OCD might have to do with it and may sound like I' am one but I am not one. I am not a ugly troll. Also I don't post things to make fun of people or to post something just for fun. I post things since I want to know what other people say and want feedback and reviews from all different forums.

[markw]

I am not a troll and I am not trying to be anything. My OCD might have to do with it and may sound like I' am one but I am not one. I am not a ugly troll. Also I don't post things to make fun of people or to post something just for fun. I post things since I want to know what other people say and want feedback and reviews from all different forums.

We're a tolerant group but your tendancies do try ones collective patience. Perhaps the internet is not the place to come for treatment, or venting of OCD. There are therapists for that. This is an audio forum.

If you have to ask the same question over and over, it should be obvious to you that you, not us, have a problem. I suggest that when you first see that happening, you get hold of a living, breathing person by you to read the thread and explain the answers to you. As it is, you just keep on going on, over and over, going nowhere and that just pisses us off.

Perhaps you can find a forum that is sympathetic to your condition? Lord knows I''d NEVER want to find it, but perhaps you could benefit from it.

But, if you keep on with what you're doing, don't expect our behavour towards you to change.

[Dustin_Broke]

Well I come to this forums since I am into audio stuff and want to know about types of speaker I am interested in and want to know feedbacks and reviews about them. Also new people come in everyday to these forums so it changes after years come by on what people say about same speakers or similar ones.

[ForeverAutumn]

Btw I am not with Adam anymore I broke up with him 2 and a half years agao and I have been with a new guy named Dusty Smith and his a real great loving guy. I met him on Plentyoffish.com website and his a hot white boy.

That must be where the goldfish came from.

[markw]

Well I come to this forums since I am into audio stuff and want to know about types of speaker I am interested in and want to know feedbacks and reviews about them. Also new people come in everyday to these forums so it changes after years come by on what people say about same speakers or similar ones.Re-read post 105. I modified it. AND TAKE IT TO HEART!!!

FA, do I detect a bit of devil in you? ;)

[ForeverAutumn]

FA, do I detect a bit of devil in you? ;)

Who me? :aureola:

I'm just an innocent bystander. :wink5:

[noddin0ff]

I met him on Plentyoffish.com website and his a hot white boy.[/url]

[QUOTE=ForeverAutumn;363868]That must be where the goldfish came from.

I read that as Plenty Off-ish...

[noddin0ff]

I am not a troll and I am not trying to be anything. My OCD might have to do with it and may sound like I' am one but I am not one. I am not a ugly troll. Also I don't post things to make fun of people or to post something just for fun. I post things since I want to know what other people say and want feedback and reviews from all different forums.

Ok, Spanky...I'm cracking. I can't stand the 'troll' thing. "Troll" is not referring to the ugly beast that lives under bridges. It's referring to the act of trolling when one fishes (perhaps where goldfish come from).

In trolling, one drags a lure through the water (ideally from a boat) to catch fish. You throw the lure in and sit back and do nothing more but wait for fish. It requires very little effort, and hungry fish will soon follow and take a bite. Struggle a while and you'll see how this applies to your posting.

You may be the worlds most gifted, natural troller. aka Troll. Either that or you are the internet's most gifted performance artist.

[Dustin_Broke]

Well I am here orginaly because I wanted to know specs for speakers I currently own and wanted to know reviews for them. Also I' am not here to get attention or anything I am here to actualy get infos about speakers and receiver like the problem I was having with heat and I asked you guys and I decided to use the Control 1Xtreme since that is 8 ohms and will work with any receivers.

Btw a guy named Dusty on this forums said these sounded tinny but I wonder if they really do sound that way. All I know is that my current Control 1 speakers that is for sale doesn't sound tinny and sounds really good and flat since these area studio monitors. But I wonder if there is someone here that has tested both and have reviews for them. I might be the only one that has both and can test them out and see how I think they compair. They are basicly same speakers so they should sound the same. I will get them soon when the mail man comes and then I can A and B both speakers. So that is kinda exciting for me. :)

[Dustin_Broke]

But I might sound like a troll but I am not trying to at all seriously I am not. I only knew a troll was a ugly beast so I never knew another meaning of it so I never tried to be a troll in the first place.

[GMichael]

As much as I'd hate it, maybe this thread should be shut down.
We all had our fun, but let's not be cruel.

[GMichael]

From Wikipedia

A troll is someone who posts inflammatory[citation needed], extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

I think I'm a troll.:sosp:

[bblr8risearoRirway]

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[bobsticks]

From Wikipedia

A troll is someone who posts inflammatory[citation needed], extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

I think I'm a troll.:sosp:

Like the above...granted it's a spamming troll in a bizarre dialect unknown to me but that's an example.

[markw]

Like the above...granted it's a spamming troll in a bizarre dialect unknown to me but that's an example.I think he just insulted our mothers!!!

[bobsticks]

Or at least tried to get her to a hotel in Warsaw for nefarious purposes...

[Hyfi]

Who gave him a Greenie? or do you get 1 by default?

[bobsticks]

It's a starter Greenie...although SVI has been lurking about :sosp:

[markw]

It's a starter Greenie...although SVI has been lurking about :sosp:Well, tell him we're still awaiting his response...

[bfalls]

Btw I am not with Adam anymore I broke up with him 2 and a half years agao and I have been with a new guy named Dusty Smith and his a real great loving guy. I met him on Plentyoffish.com website and his a hot white boy.

My website now is http://www.dustinbroke.4t.com


But you guys really need to stop making fun of me. You don't need to bring up the old stuff since theres no point doing it and making fun of it.

C'mon, this guy can't be serious. First he sounds upset and asks if you're making fun of him, then gives more personal details and provides his website link???????? He can't be serious. I think Dusty Smith isn't the only fish he's hooked.

[Dusty Beiber]

I think he'd make someone a great catch! ;)

[JohnMichael]

I think he'd make someone a great catch! ;)


For some reason I just envisioned a fisherman's net. Ya great catch.

[Worf101]

Who me? :aureola:

I'm just an innocent bystander. :wink5:
I haven't laughed so hard in a months!!! I don't know which is the funnier concept... you as an angel or you as innocent? Either one is impossible, improbable and downright laughable!

Worf

[Dusty Beiber]

For some reason I just envisioned a fisherman's net. Ya great catch.

You think Dustin_Broke should date the Gordon's Fisherman? I guess then the boots would match the gloves and other stuff though.

[GMichael]

I haven't laughed so hard in a months!!! I don't know which is the funnier concept... you as an angel or you as innocent? Either one is impossible, improbable and downright laughable!

Worf

:eek6:What is it you are saying?:nono:

[Dusty Beiber]

:eek6:What is it you are saying?:nono:

That shes a mean Canuckian. She should be nicer to Swish too.

[ForeverAutumn]

I haven't laughed so hard in a months!!! I don't know which is the funnier concept... you as an angel or you as innocent? Either one is impossible, improbable and downright laughable!

Worf

Glad I could provide a chuckle my friend. :D


That shes a mean Canuckian. She should be nicer to Swish too.

Yeah, I should be a lot of things.

[GMichael]

Glad I could provide a chuckle my friend. :D



Yeah, I should be a lot of things.

You should be just what you are.:thumbsup: Don't let anyone change you.:nono:
Especially me.:devil: