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11-05-2005, 02:28 PM
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.. Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy! :D

11-06-2005, 04:41 PM

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home

he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He
pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:<O:p></O:p>

Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced
Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers :

"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car,

Ken's House,

Ken's Boat,

Ken's Furniture,

Ken's Computer and...

One of Ken's Friends